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Kaminski (head_down) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-25 22:03:00

Entry tags:

changing woman, coyote, mania, min, veles

[PUBLIC FROM #104]
hi. so I just moved into 104 and I'm trying to figure out this message board thing. I'm not really very familiar with the whole non-pornographic section of the internet. there's more stuff here than I thought. I thought it was just ebay and ask jeeves and

anyway

my name's Kaminski. I work for L.A. Youth Outreach. I'd link them but I can't find their website. if you have some money lying around and you want to make a charitable donation, I suggest L.A. Youth Outreach. our last basketball wound up in a dumpster today and apparently there was someone living in that dumpster and he claimed the ball as his and I tried to get it back but he pulled out this syringe and started chasing me with it, so I let him keep the ball. so we could probably use some more balls. and a website I guess.

since I'm new to the neighborhood, I'm going to need to know the location of 1) all bars within walking distance, 2) the nearest 24 hour diner, 3) the cheapest mexican restaurant.

if anyone needs any help with anything, I don't know, I'm good at spanish so. telenovelas I guess. I also have a talent for determining whether food that's past its expiration date is still edible, mostly due to years of experience.

oh yeah, I learned about emoticons today. check it out.

:) smiley face

&:-\ Elvis

==|&:-\ Elvis wearing Abe Lincoln's hat

==|&:-O--(&) Elvis Lincoln is shocked to realize he has a tapeworm

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whiskey_jack
2010-10-26 04:09 am UTC (link)

Hey, new neighbor! Jack Mallory here, resident of #305. Welcome to ~~the zoo~~ Pax! It's fine and noble work you're doing, and if I'd had something like that around when I was a kid I'd be a different man today. Except I'm a comedian, so it's probably just as well. Hey, think your bosses would be interested in a fundraiser? Let me know and I'll talk to some people and make it happen.

If there's one thing ol' Jack knows, it's where to get a drink. I'll be happy to give you a guided tour of the local watering holes and fine lowlife eating establishments in the area. Just say the word!

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	PS. whiskey_jack 2010-10-26 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Almost forgot! Those emoticons? FUCKING HILARIOUS. The tapeworm especially. Thanks for sharing them! (Reply to this) (Parent)

sugar_cycle
2010-10-26 06:34 am UTC (link)

Yes, indeed. There is way more on here than naked ladies. Leave breadcrumbs, though, and don't ever go looking for things unless you really want to see them. Some things cannot be unseen. ;)

As for the kids, I don't have that much spare cash but how does the center feel about baked goods?

BTW, I'm Kami Boisvert in #607. Feel free to knock if you're ever up my way. I'm always up for company. :)

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-26 12:15 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't that the fucking truth, darling. To go with her "Some things cannot be unseen", avoid 4chan at ALL costs. Oh. My. God. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-26 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	Hiii honey. I'm Mirza Naji of 402. I have this bar directory thing here that I picked up at some liquor store. Please feel free to nab it and photocopy it. Only one of us should have to fucking purchase it, you know? (Reply to this)

	sweetwaterkill 2010-10-26 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	The hobo problem around here is getting ridiculous... Just yesterday I had some mountain looking man in a quilted robe like my grandmother would wear try to sell me a box of dead geckos. Lesson learned: Stay away from bus stops. ~~I think I can afford a few basketballs but I'll have to check.~~ (Reply to this)