To recap what happened at the team meeting today:
T-minus 44 hours until Neep
Forget all that rubbish trying to throw you off your game
You have one goal:
TO PUT AN END TO THE MONTROSE WINNING STREAK
We are coming into this well rested and hungry for it
Montrose has taken some big hits in their line up
We are at full forceWe will fuck their shit up
I want Maximum Effort
Make no mistake we are here to win
But we are going to fucking enjoy ourselves when we do it
We are battling for a golden neep
A GOLDEN VEGETABLE, people
It is ridiculous
But so very Scottish
So very us
WE ARE Portree
We are lions, and dragons, and fucking chimeras.
We are not going to simply hand that over
We have been running some different line ups in training
Getting used to quick changes
There is going to be more of that
AND WE ARE READY
Let’s bloody do this because it’s not like we need to save anything for Chudley
MAXIMUM EFFORT
Still up for date night tonight?
Or are you too busy with your other pursuits?
Because after tonight the bedroom is off limits
Especially because I fully intend Champ to be named proper
Champion MacFusty has quite a nice ring to it
Honest question/offer
You’ll still shake my hand on Saturday?
Professional and all, right?
If not …
Well, Bart could stand in for that
Cat fight? Really?
I've been meaning to get hold of you and not had a lot of time in the runup to the Neep, so I ought to thank the fantasists of Circe for getting me to write this. I realise that I've been avoiding you and that's not [...] what I meant to do after we broke things off. I'd like to have coffee or something, or just chat, see how you're doing, and work at this being friends thing. I miss talking to you.
If you're not up for it, of course I'll understand, but I did want to reach out, especially after we were name-checked in the annual annoy-the-Neep article.
Thanks for the brownie. I didn't know how much I needed that.
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