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No one warned me the kneazle would find so much joy in shredding my belongings. Friends, you've all let me down.
PORTREE+
You all know you're about to have a mental couple of months. Hell Week rules apply: get rest, stay hydrated, eat well, drink little, and please don't die. I'll always be available if you need anything or have questions. [...] Health-related questions.
PORTREE STAFF [BART, CAVALLERO, ELLIE, OWEN]
Pre-Neep health report: [...] players are ready to fly, reserves and all. [...] I honestly wasn't expecting that.
PEGGY URQUHART
Bestie check-in time!
How's the light of my life? The most beautiful lass in my life? The smartest woman I know?
ALEC URQUHART
[...] I know I said I wouldn't have time this week. I technically still don't, but what I do have is an empty seat at my post-Mungo's supper this evening. It would be late and brief and to be honest I think I'm doing a brilliant job of selling it right now.