The Golden Neep IC

( Happy Valentine's Day )

Warning: Gifts are semi-NSFW

( Owl post for Angus Campbell )


( Left on the kitchen table for Micah Savage )

Left on Gwen Miracle's desk. February 13.

I found one of these hidden in my bookcase and thought it could have a second run.

Wait until you're home to open the box.

– Maggie.

[Inside a small, unmarked box is one of the singing Christmas pigs! It now oinks the tune of Gwen Miracle's chart-topper "Quidditch is a Waste of Time."]

Owl for Percy Weasley. February 14. Arrives at his flat. No return address.

Owl for Alec Urquhart. February 14. No return address necessary.

Take a break. I couldn't find sheet music for the Blind Melon crap so I'm lending you my Walkman, but if you break it I'll kill you.

♥ M.

P.S. Don't read into the date. It was the only free lunch I had.

[The package contains a piano songbook for Queen's greatest hits, Maggie's cherished Sony Walkman, and her cassette of Blind Melon's eponymous album. She included the instruction manual for the Walkman because, well... wizards.]

Who: Georgi Draganov and Peggy Urquhart
What: A log in which cooking together may be a metaphor for marriage, possibly.
When: Friday evening, 9 February 2000
Where: Leannan Boathouse, Dundee, Scotland
Warnings: I don't really think so.

(  … after all, formal courting was all about figuring these issues out before marriage, making sure they were on the same page about important matters ... )

( Delivered to Leannan Boathouse, Dundee )

This: https://cdn.prezzybox.com/Images/41531.jpg
and this: https://thingsremembered.scene7.com/is/image/ThingsRemembered/000347331?wid=1500!
Pip,

There is another gift for you at home... it’s technically a gift for me, but one you get to unwrap.

Happy Valentines Day, mon amour. Je t’aime.

-Anais

( Valentine gifts for Ada Olivier )

Mental note for next year (and general advice, I suppose):

Don't forget that Valentine's Day is on Feb 14th.

Or, well, don't get so busy that you forget what date it is in general, and thus don't even think about Feb 14th approaching. And then realise first thing that morning, when everyone else at practice is talking about what they're doing after. And you didn't even think to plan something for that witch you'd been kind of sometimes shagging seeing.

Yeah...past tense.

Ah well. Can't win them all.

( Owl for David around 8AM )

I don't know when or how Waffle ordered this box of Honeydukes fudge for me. But I appreciate it.

Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! X

Happy Valentine's Day to the woman who looks like this when she looks at our kids. Love you.

( Spellotaped in )