The Golden Neep IC

[Alasdair Maddock]
Maddock, your letter to the editor in this morning's Prophet was very well written, however, for future endeavors in which you represent yourself as a member of the Montrose Magpies please run anything you write by me first.

In case anyone asks about this particular instance, you provided me an advanced draft and I gave my approval.

( Scottish Referendum Polling on Page A2 of Monday's Prophet. )

( 18 December 1999 )

My d uncle is NOT misguided he is BEST and also RIGHT
It ain't about what folks CAN HANDLE it's about what we WANNA SEE and some of us most some of us

Your FACE is misguided

WE'RE HAVING A PARTY only not tonight but later but soon. Also we have the best Dave tree, it ain't made of brooms but it's got brooms onnit. WITHEY'S NOT INVITED

Who: Jason King & Alasdair Buchanan
What: A toast! Celebrating engagement rings and store openings. Also heartbreak.
When: Saturday evening, December 16 after the opening
Where: The Palace aka Jason’s flat, Montrose
Warnings: Mild language

( But say the word, mate, I will totally be the awkward yet sneaky friend at the engagement to take the pictures! )

( December 18 1999 )

Thank you to everyone who came out to Abercrombie & King. We look forward to serving you.

[Doodle of Euan, Callum, Iona, and Mandela on a broom]

[Macmillan Crew - Aureliana, Mel, Lex, Razor, Jupiter, Ernie]

Oi Razor & Mel. You two trying to make your way through all of Portree or something?

I am willing to entertain offers on your behalf.

[Angus]

WHat do I get for snogging Lorna before you?

Witch Weekly had some charms to make your home smell festive and now my flat smells like a mixture of fresh baked cookies and pine and everything is perfect.

Also I have WINE in a BAG in a BOX with a SPOUT.

[DAVID U.]

So I was out buying lipstick today and the man behind the counter told me to some Muggles thing the world is going to implode when it becomes the year 2000 and they're stocking up toilet tissue and building shelters underneath the ground like mole people.

( In this week's Circe magazine, Out and About column )

Who: Florinda McGonagall and Shona McGonagall
What: Cousins catching up about boys and life
When: 5 December 1999, evening
Where: Shona's home
Warnings: None significant

( You’re being adventurous. Nothing wrong with that. )

Who: Jason King and Alasdair (the elder) Maddock
What: Weekly Basketball! Snowy edition
When: Monday Morning, 18 December 1999.
Where: Montrose, outdoor basketball court
Warnings:

( It has been busy: being a star quidditch player, businessman, and leading a political and social movement. Overachiever there, Ravenclaw! )