Initiative Journal Network

[Pack]
Anyone need anything before tonight?

[Friends]
I think...

Listen, is someone free? I just.

Don't ask questions.

[Pack]
The leader of the Ministry's mutant pack finally hunted down and tried to take Lena today. He's no longer a problem, but his body is. She's at my place for now. Figured she needed it.

I'm supposed to work until close, but if someone can cover for me, I'm sure I can take care of the crazy Ministry bitch's dog.

Nothing like working until close and getting woken up at 0645 to a part of your ceiling caving in.

Perfect.

I'm really pissed there was no picture of the impressive phallic dinosaur. Opportunity missed.

[Resistance]
Is there anything... That can be done? That all is kind of a mindfuck.

MacMillan?

I know this isn't what anyone wants to hear right now, but I can't help that. I would prefer to let everyone mourn their friends and just the situation in general, but we don't have time right now. The fact is there are fuck only knows how many dead bodies around Knockturn, and we need... To find them.

To clean up.

Otherwise we risk disease. Again. Rats. Bugs. Horrible smells. We need to start now.

I need volunteers.

Looks like the DMLE really went all out on their annual big dick competition today.

Can't wait for the rest of the week. Hopefully the female officers get their action on tomorrow, if you know what I mean.

Just not into dudes like that.


[Los Pack]
Know it's been a day, but stay safe tonight. Teo and I will keep our eyes out, yeah?

On the upside, we can all see thestrals now.

Who: Terry Boot and Michael Corner
What: Terry reaching a breaking point
When: Sunday night
Where: Starting at Terry's then Mike's place
Rating: High for suicidal thoughts & realizations//firearm use//talk of suicide

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[Ravenpals minus Mikey]
I know you're preparing for Quidditch flying things, Steve, but we should all probably start thinking about Dumbass' birthday.

I figure Cornfoot has the most fleshed out idea anyway. But I had...thoughts.

It's been a while since Purist apes have pushed me around in the streets for my life's decisions. Glad to know people still think about me.

Wonder if they use lube over it when they get home at night.

[Tony]
I need you to do something for me and I need you to not give me shit about it.

[Los Pack]
I'll be late tonight. Unrelated to the above.

Who: Terry and NPC Mundungus Fletcher
What: Acting swiftly to ensure there are no more problems
Where: Red Brick BLVD
When: Monday night, late
Rating: Medium for gun violence and physical violence
Note: For those who have characters in the building, remember a lot of units have sound charms on them for privacy, so the gunshot might not have been as obvious to others living there. Also, you'd have to be familiar with the noise itself to figure it out.

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Dear Mike,



I guess that's really the only way you'd be able to get a girl to sit on your face, huh?





PS: Reach out to Max for all of your picture editing needs.

Would anyone like to get their ass kicked and lose all their money over cards this evening? Would also accept other form of games, but bets are still required.

As Single's Awareness Day, or Valentine's Day, as some of you heathens might call it, looms ever closer, remember this small nugget of wisdom:

Valentine's Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.

And I'm not talking about vaginas and dick here. Use protection. And maybe some disinfectant.

You're welcome.

Huh. Guess this means she wasn't all that great of a healer after all.

Remember that time Corner thought a neckerchief would be a good idea?

I can't help it if you've changed your mind on your fucking drink after you've ordered, and it's been made.

But if you think this is the first tequila sunrise I've worn all evening, you're dead wrong.