ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

... Two moons. Right.

Bar?

Why does Grimmauld Place look like a haunted house?

[ visible to FRIENDS; ]

Just when I thought we'd left Zenner-style cruelty behind.

[ visible to REMUS; ]

For what it's worth, I understand what this is like, to lose people and then get them back without their memories, sometimes within a day. I'm sorry you're experiencing it as well. If you need anyth

[ text to HALEY; ]

✉ I know you had no control over it,
✉ But
✉ Thank you for always remembering me.

Dear twins of mine. Please can you tell your unborn selves to stop bickering or wrestling or whatever it is you two are doing inside me at the moment?!

[ texts to HALEY; ]

✉ Come pinch me.
✉ I'm having a terrible dream.

[ visible to FRIENDS; ]

Oh joy.

The physics of this world are unlike anything I've come across before. You must be having a field day, my dear Watson.

To the rest of the residents here, Hello. John Druitt. Somewhat recent arrival.

So, we're pretty fond of game nights here at the Sanctuary. It's sort of our thing. Monopoly, Risk, Life, Trivial Pursuit. You get the idea.

Wednesday night, I thought it might be fun to extend the invitation to the rest of you. I'll feed everyone, and we can have a bit of fun getting to know each other. Who can I count in?

( filtered to REMUS, TEDDY, & TONKS )

I would particularly like it if you three could make it. I know things are still a bit awkward for all of us. And I'd like to help, if I can.

How am I supposed to work out a due date with shifting to a different dimension?

Also, Will? Bring me more oranges!

So. It's taken me a few days of knowing this before being able to actually write this, but it turns out, I'm pregnant. with the twins

Doc Watson confirmed it. I was wondering though, as brilliant and genius as he is, is there anyone around with experience in pregnancy and childbirth? Just to help him out.

[Filtered to Zimmermans]

So, you two are going to be born soon. How much were you guys betting on this?

[ written to JAMES, SIRIUS, LILY & WILL, crossed out and never made visible; ]

I have news. Haley's preg

[ visible to REMUS; ]

Haley's pregnant.

Okay, I think I might actually be allergic to the food in the Hub or something because I swear I have felt sick every day since I arrived.

I'm never ordering take-away from the Happy Dragon again.

So here's what I know:

1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours.
2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation.
3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad.
4) I could really use some coffee.
5) There's always money in the banana stand.
5b) I need a banana stand.

Admirably well-played, Zenner. I think this is bound to stump even the most jaded among us.

Sound off, who is with me this time?