ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

I'm pretty sure the after life or heaven or whatever this place is isn't supposed to look like my hometown. Because, seriously... my version of heaven would have more bars and half-naked cabana boys.

Dear twins of mine. Please can you tell your unborn selves to stop bickering or wrestling or whatever it is you two are doing inside me at the moment?!

Hell. No.

Throw me back, because I do not need a vacation in the middle of nowhere in the past.

[ texts to HALEY; ]

✉ Come pinch me.
✉ I'm having a terrible dream.

[ visible to FRIENDS; ]

Oh joy.

The physics of this world are unlike anything I've come across before. You must be having a field day, my dear Watson.

To the rest of the residents here, Hello. John Druitt. Somewhat recent arrival.

[ooc; posted saturday afternoon after ben hunted her ass down and dragged her back.]

Yes, I'm still here. No, I don't want to talk about it.

Sorry I worried you

So, since graduating won't be happening any time soon now, what else should I do? Since I'm here.

Aside from mock my mother for being pregnant with me that is!

[Filtered to Dad]

Hey, how you handling the whole daddy-to-be thing?

[Filtered to Aunt Haley and Uncle Remus]

How are you two doing?

So. It's taken me a few days of knowing this before being able to actually write this, but it turns out, I'm pregnant. with the twins

Doc Watson confirmed it. I was wondering though, as brilliant and genius as he is, is there anyone around with experience in pregnancy and childbirth? Just to help him out.

[Filtered to Zimmermans]

So, you two are going to be born soon. How much were you guys betting on this?

[Filtered away from the Zenner First Gen]

Um. So, Mom and Dad are from 2014. And Mom's feeling sick every day.

And we were born in 2015.

Erm, oops?! Nigel?! How do we drop hints at them?! Also, Aunt Haley for that matter, because lol.

So here's what I know:

1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours.
2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation.
3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad.
4) I could really use some coffee.
5) There's always money in the banana stand.
5b) I need a banana stand.