ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

I need someone to get me out of this bored and depressed and freaking lonely funk that I'm in. I mean Mother Night, this is so much less crowded than Vegas.

Quick, who speaks Spanish? And has bail money?

...I may have found myself in a Mexican jail cell. Assistanceo, por favor!!

Dear twins of mine. Please can you tell your unborn selves to stop bickering or wrestling or whatever it is you two are doing inside me at the moment?!

Hell. No.

Throw me back, because I do not need a vacation in the middle of nowhere in the past.