ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

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Just when I thought we'd left Zenner-style cruelty behind.

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For what it's worth, I understand what this is like, to lose people and then get them back without their memories, sometimes within a day. I'm sorry you're experiencing it as well. If you need anyth

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✉ I know you had no control over it,
✉ But
✉ Thank you for always remembering me.

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✉ Come pinch me.
✉ I'm having a terrible dream.

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Oh joy.

So, we're pretty fond of game nights here at the Sanctuary. It's sort of our thing. Monopoly, Risk, Life, Trivial Pursuit. You get the idea.

Wednesday night, I thought it might be fun to extend the invitation to the rest of you. I'll feed everyone, and we can have a bit of fun getting to know each other. Who can I count in?

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I would particularly like it if you three could make it. I know things are still a bit awkward for all of us. And I'd like to help, if I can.

How am I supposed to work out a due date with shifting to a different dimension?

Also, Will? Bring me more oranges!

So, since graduating won't be happening any time soon now, what else should I do? Since I'm here.

Aside from mock my mother for being pregnant with me that is!

[Filtered to Dad]

Hey, how you handling the whole daddy-to-be thing?

[Filtered to Aunt Haley and Uncle Remus]

How are you two doing?

So. It's taken me a few days of knowing this before being able to actually write this, but it turns out, I'm pregnant. with the twins

Doc Watson confirmed it. I was wondering though, as brilliant and genius as he is, is there anyone around with experience in pregnancy and childbirth? Just to help him out.

[Filtered to Zimmermans]

So, you two are going to be born soon. How much were you guys betting on this?

Okay, I think I might actually be allergic to the food in the Hub or something because I swear I have felt sick every day since I arrived.

I'm never ordering take-away from the Happy Dragon again.

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» Clara? I think you'd better check the journals.
» Two kids just showed up with the last name Zimmerman.
» Their names are Nigel and Nicky.
» And they just mentioned the Sanctuary.
» I think we're just became parents.

So here's what I know:

1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours.
2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation.
3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad.
4) I could really use some coffee.
5) There's always money in the banana stand.
5b) I need a banana stand.

Admirably well-played, Zenner. I think this is bound to stump even the most jaded among us.

Sound off, who is with me this time?

Well. This isn't my first time jumping dimensions, but I swear, if my husband isn't here with me, I am going to be really pissed off. And no one wants that.

Okay, Sanctuary types, who's here?