ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

[Filtered to Aunt Gabrielle and Aunt Marian]

I could use some sage Aunties advice with regards to a boy.

[Filtered to the girlfriends of her generation]

MOTHER NIGHT, I AM FLAILING HERE AND BEING SUCH A GIRL AND I HATE THIS AND BLEH BLEH BLEH!

[appearing in the journals early Wednesday morning.]

Who's up for playing a game? I'm going to say some words, and you respond with the first things that come to mind.

Zenner.

Las Vegas.

The Sanctuary Network.

Remus Lupin.

Mass Effect 3.

Okay, so the last one doesn't really have much to do with anything. Other than the fact that I'm going to have to start the game all over again if I really am in a different world. Oh god. What if I'm in a different world with no Mass Effect 3? Someone tell me there's Mass Effect 3 here. Also, my husband would be nice.

[Filtered away from ickle Harry and Teddy]

I joined Pottermore!

What? It's not weird.

A guitarist and a keyboardist does not a band make. I'm afraid if the other girls don't show up, Kates and I are going to have to get real jobs. Gasp.

How'd the tour bus get to Hong Kong? I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Alright, Bitches, who knocked me out and brought me to Hong Kong? Not that I'm complaining. I want some dumplings.