ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

Hell. No.

Throw me back, because I do not need a vacation in the middle of nowhere in the past.

[ texts to HALEY; ]

✉ Come pinch me.
✉ I'm having a terrible dream.

[ visible to FRIENDS; ]

Oh joy.

So, we're pretty fond of game nights here at the Sanctuary. It's sort of our thing. Monopoly, Risk, Life, Trivial Pursuit. You get the idea.

Wednesday night, I thought it might be fun to extend the invitation to the rest of you. I'll feed everyone, and we can have a bit of fun getting to know each other. Who can I count in?

( filtered to REMUS, TEDDY, & TONKS )

I would particularly like it if you three could make it. I know things are still a bit awkward for all of us. And I'd like to help, if I can.

[Filtered away from Surreal]

I need help with my mom. I don't know what to do.

So, since graduating won't be happening any time soon now, what else should I do? Since I'm here.

Aside from mock my mother for being pregnant with me that is!

[Filtered to Dad]

Hey, how you handling the whole daddy-to-be thing?

[Filtered to Aunt Haley and Uncle Remus]

How are you two doing?

So. It's taken me a few days of knowing this before being able to actually write this, but it turns out, I'm pregnant. with the twins

Doc Watson confirmed it. I was wondering though, as brilliant and genius as he is, is there anyone around with experience in pregnancy and childbirth? Just to help him out.

[Filtered to Zimmermans]

So, you two are going to be born soon. How much were you guys betting on this?

[Filtered away from the Zenner First Gen]

Um. So, Mom and Dad are from 2014. And Mom's feeling sick every day.

And we were born in 2015.

Erm, oops?! Nigel?! How do we drop hints at them?! Also, Aunt Haley for that matter, because lol.

Okay, I think I might actually be allergic to the food in the Hub or something because I swear I have felt sick every day since I arrived.

[Filtered AWAY from Ebon Askavi Adults]

Oh Mother Night. My parents finally show up and they think I'm still a baby too.

So here's what I know:

1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours.
2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation.
3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad.
4) I could really use some coffee.
5) There's always money in the banana stand.
5b) I need a banana stand.