ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

So here's what I know:

1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours.
2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation.
3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad.
4) I could really use some coffee.
5) There's always money in the banana stand.
5b) I need a banana stand.

Admirably well-played, Zenner. I think this is bound to stump even the most jaded among us.

Sound off, who is with me this time?

[appearing in the journals early Wednesday morning.]

Who's up for playing a game? I'm going to say some words, and you respond with the first things that come to mind.

Zenner.

Las Vegas.

The Sanctuary Network.

Remus Lupin.

Mass Effect 3.

Okay, so the last one doesn't really have much to do with anything. Other than the fact that I'm going to have to start the game all over again if I really am in a different world. Oh god. What if I'm in a different world with no Mass Effect 3? Someone tell me there's Mass Effect 3 here. Also, my husband would be nice.

Well. This isn't my first time jumping dimensions, but I swear, if my husband isn't here with me, I am going to be really pissed off. And no one wants that.

Okay, Sanctuary types, who's here?

Okay, I feel like I've become some sort of hermit lately, like I'm paranoid my Dad or uncles will turn up and frown disapprovingly at me. So screw that! Who wants to come out and be a little crazy?

I've got a film projector set up on the roof of the Zenner building. Who's up for a movie marathon? Claude, if you suggest The Philadelphia Story, I will cut you. I will, however, accept The Sting.

Ooh, what's this? What's happening? I haven't seen anything quite like this before. Dad would be so jealous right now. Well, until Mom glared at him!

Wait, am I going to be late for work again? Because I really promised I wouldn't be, and I meant it this time.

REENA! WHERE ARE YOU?! I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING INTO TROUBLE!

How'd the tour bus get to Hong Kong? I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

I want piiiiiiie.

Oh hell yes, thank Chuck yes. Zenner, I owe you one. Don't say I never appreciate you, baby.