1) Traveling through interdimensional portals is shit for my climbing gear. I'm going to be untangling these ropes for hours. 2) Nicky is going to have a heart attack when she finds out we've gotten yanked here right before graduation. 3) There actually weren't dinosaurs in 2012 like I always told mom. My bad. 4) I could really use some coffee. 5) There's always money in the banana stand. 5b) I need a banana stand.