ϟ FISSURES COMMUNICATIONS ϟ

I want to be the first to wish a very happy 30th birthday to Ben Winchester!

Ben
Or 27th. Whatever works better for you, kiddo.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

Do I have it?

Yes? Good.

BEN WINCHESTER IS THE GREATEST, MOST BADASS WINCHESTER IN HISTORY. No, in ALL HISTORIES.

Thank you. Return to your day.

You know what, there has to be something wrong with me. When I've got a job to do, I can't wait to get it done and go on vacation. But then I'm on vacation for too long and get this bored.

So bored that I've taught myself to knit. Knit.

I take it no one's heard of a good demon cult ritual or a sacrifice that needs breaking up?

As much as I appreciate the fact that higher powers out there seem to enjoy plucking me out of one world for another, you really couldn't have chosen a worse time. Yeah, I know, me saying so isn't going to make a difference, nothing I can do about it, blah blah. That doesn't make it any less annoying.

So. Magic journal. Isn't that some sort of Harry Potter thing?

Am I using this right? Anyone? Anyone? Buller?

My name is Eve Levine, I'd love for a better explanation of what is going on. As annoying as this is, I have to admit, the layout of this world is amazing.