Hello, you. Not getting into trouble are you?
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I have news. Haley's preg
Haley's pregnant.
Blood tests, today. No more arguments, it's been over a week.
How are you two feeling now?
One of you took my baby, because the boy sitting outside with Teddy right now looks entirely too old to be him.
What the actual fuck.
Dad.
You married someone when you were younger, before you married Mum. Does this mean I'm illegitimate, or is polygamy legal if spouses are in different dimensions? Is it polygyny or are you going to have a group marriage now? I don't think Mum wants to have a wife.
Once again I'm inviting everyone over for a birthday party, this time for James on the 27th. Informal and outdoors, like Remus', as the weather's been so lovely.
Try not to talk to James about it, though I'm sure he knows something is planned. It'll make him impossible all week.