Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Your Face
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 35 Ollivander Comfort
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: A Sirius twist on Ollivander's words. I reckon he had to really work hard to get a clear picture before the Dementors sucked the image away.
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Your Face

Sometimes deep in the night,
When I tried with all my might.
I could picture your face
In that bleak place.
A comfort to which I clung tight.

Tags: limerick, pg, poa era, poetry, remus, remus/sirius, sirius

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Title: Slimy Slytherin
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 34 Parselmouth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius Pov. Mutual hatred mode.
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Slimy Slytherin

Slimy Slytherin scum through and through;
I despise him with hatred true.
Can't wait to hex him,
Anything to vex him.
Bet he's a Parselmouth too.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: Burn!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #33 Fire (I wrote two for this prompt)
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Wormtail
Notes: AU, Post PoA Padfoot tracks down Wormtail and chases him into a forest fire.
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Burn!

Burn you filthy rat!
Let's see you try to escape that!
Padfoot stood watch,
Lest this chance be botched.
When the squeals ceased, he finally sat.

Tags: limerick, padfoot, pg-13, poa era, poetry, wormtail

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Title: Our Castle
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 32 Castle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Sirius is sick of the prejudice against werewolves and the toll it takes on his Moony.
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Our Castle

Moony, let's leave all this hassle.
I'm going to buy us a castle.
We won't miss a thing,
There you'll be King!
(And I'll be your favorite vassal.)

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Which Hex?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #31 Water
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape
Notes: James and Lily enjoy a romantic swim, but there's a Snape lurking in water nearby.
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Which Hex?

Wormtail, look down in the water.
See Snivellus? That lousy rotter!
Which hex shall I serve
That bigoted perv,
For spying on Evans and Potter?

Tags: james, james/lily, lily, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg-13, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: Let's Tell
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 30 Friends and Lovers
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Yay puppy!love
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Let's Tell

No, don't hide under the covers.
It's past time we told the others.
The emotions we share
Are something quite rare.
We are both friends and lovers.

Tags: limerick, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Passes for Glasses?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #28 Broken Glasses
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Early first year, before MWPP discover all the passages out of the school to Hogsmeade.
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Passes for Glasses?

Professor, may we please have some passes?
We need to help James buy new glasses.
Peter had some notions,
Experimented in potions--
And they melted in masses of gasses.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, peter, pg, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: The Prank
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 27 The point of no return
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Snape, Sirius, Moony
Notes: Title pretty much says it all.
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The Prank

To know Moony's mystery, Snivellus did yearn.
The dangers he did not discern
When Sirius Black
Sent him to the Shack--
And he neared the point of no return.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg-13, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: Lingering Sadness
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 26 Shell Cottage
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Remus' Pov, Sirius, Teddy
Notes: DH Era. In spite of Remus' excited announcement at Shell Cottage, he misses Sirius.
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Lingering Sadness

I am thrilled that my son's finally here.
But there's lingering sadness, I fear.
In spite of the years,
I can't stop the tears-
And still wish Sirius was near.

Tags: dh, limerick, pg, poetry, remus, sirius, sirius/remus

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Title: Divination
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #25 Divination
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius
Notes: Sirius knows himself quite well.
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Divination

I'm horrible at Divination.
Guess I lack proper motivation.
If we used these powers
To peek through the showers,
Then I'd be filled with elation.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg-13, poetry, sirius

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Title: Forgetfulness
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #24 Remembrall
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Remus
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Forgetfulness

Boy was Moony mad.
Called me an arrogant cad.
I'll be certain next fall,
To bring a Remembrall.
Forgetting our date was quite bad.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg, poetry, remus, sirus

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Title: Let's Remember
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 23 Obliviate
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Severus
Notes: MWPP Era. They've just shared a mutually satisfying, yet utterly surprising kiss. Candy to anyone who writes a ficlet or poem about how they wound up in this situation.
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Let's Remember

No Sev, don't use Obliviate.
I like seeing us both in this state.
I want to remember
This day in December
We shared something more than sheer hate.

Tags: limerick, mwpp era, pg-13, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: Why?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #22 Fire picture prompt
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Harry, Snape, Sirius
Notes: AU. What's the plural of Patronus? Patronuses ? Patroni ? Anyone? Anyone? I gave a quick search, but came up with nothing and didn't have time.
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Why?

Two Patroni~ One stag, one doe.
Protecting a friend and a foe.
The situation dire,
Black escaped the fire.
Snape's motivation? We'll never know.

(Wild speculation about Snape's motivation welcome!)

Tags: harry, limerick, pg, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: It's Your Life
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 21 It's your life
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius, Regulus
Notes: Sirius talks to Regulus about Voldemort.
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It's Your Life

This news cuts my soul like a knife.
No happy end to all our strife!
He demands more than loyalty.
Regulus, can't you see--
The payment he wants? It's your life!

Tags: first war era, limerick, poetry, regulus, sirius, voldemort

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Title: Jeers and Sneers
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 20 "I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."--Luna Lovegood
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Snape
Notes: OotP Era
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Jeers and Sneers

"I know why you like these meetings," Black jeered.
"Oh really, do tell then," Snape sneered.
"With interaction, it begins
To seem you have friends."
Albus sighed, they were worse than he'd feared.

Tags: dumbledore, limerick, ootp era, pg-13, poetry, severus, sirius

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Title: Eternal Glory
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 19 Eternal Glory
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Notes: 7th year. Marauders have a few butterbeers *cough* and remember the good times.
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Eternal Glory

For generations they'll retell our story:
How we brilliantly pursued our quarry.
No missed opportunity-
We Marauded with impunity.
Yes, we're destined for eternal glory!

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp, peter, pg-13, poetry, remus, sirius

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Title: First Flight
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #18 Flight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James, baby!Harry, Lily
Notes: Lily's sleeping after Harry's delivery. Sirius is the proud godfather.
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First Flight?

James ~ beaming with pride.
Lily ~ sleeping by his side.
"He's so tiny. It's scary,"
says Sirius holding Harry.
"How long 'til he can take a ride?"

Tags: g, harry, limerick, poetry, sirius

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Title: Blasphemy in the Fountain
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #17 Fountain
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP Era None really, but James and Sirius did this.
Notes: Fed up with the discrimination against werewolves, James and Sirius break into the Ministry of Magic for their own form of protest.
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Blasphemy in the Fountain

Something's amiss at the ministry.
Whispers of scandalous travesty.
There, in the fountain;
Atop a small mountain
Is a werewolf for all to see.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, pg, poetry, sirius

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Title: It was Just a Couple of Bars
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #16 Stars
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Sirius-Lily
Notes: The boys overdid the Bachelor Party sometime just before Lily and James' wedding. As the best man, Lily's holding Sirius responsible. At least until James regains consciousness.
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It was Just a Couple of Bars

Oi! Evans, you made me see stars.
I hope it doesn't leave scars.
That was really uncalled for.
Now my cheek's all sore.
We just stopped at a couple of bars!

Tags: lily, limerick, pg-13, poetry, sirius

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Title: Brilliant!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #14 The Cloak of Invisibility
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Sirius is the one who speaks.)
Notes: I really wondered if James would have had the cloak in his possession at 11. Then I decided Dumbledore gave it to Harry at that age, so why not. This is all for giggles anyway.
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Brilliant!

"It's the most brilliant thing ever, Jamie!"
The Marauders all nodded with glee.
As they watched the first year
Completely disappear
Under his Cloak of Invisibility.

Tags: james, limerick, mwpp era, pg, poetry, sirius

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