Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Burn!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #33 Fire (I wrote two for this prompt)
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Wormtail
Notes: AU, Post PoA Padfoot tracks down Wormtail and chases him into a forest fire.
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Burn!

Burn you filthy rat!
Let's see you try to escape that!
Padfoot stood watch,
Lest this chance be botched.
When the squeals ceased, he finally sat.

Title: Slimy Slytherin
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 34 Parselmouth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius Pov. Mutual hatred mode.
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Slimy Slytherin

Slimy Slytherin scum through and through;
I despise him with hatred true.
Can't wait to hex him,
Anything to vex him.
Bet he's a Parselmouth too.

Title: Your Face
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 35 Ollivander Comfort
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: A Sirius twist on Ollivander's words. I reckon he had to really work hard to get a clear picture before the Dementors sucked the image away.
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Your Face

Sometimes deep in the night,
When I tried with all my might.
I could picture your face
In that bleak place.
A comfort to which I clung tight.

Title: Let Him Roam
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #36 The Burrow
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Molly/Arthur, Sirius, Dumbledore
Notes: Despite their differences, Molly worries about Sirius. OotP Era.
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Let Him Roam

He's going mad Arthur, I fear--
Needs to be where people are near.
Padfoot could roam
Safely through our home.
Ask Albus to let him stay here.

Title: Nose in a Book
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #37 Book
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Marauder mischief. Peter is the one who speaks.
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Nose in a Book

"Hey mates, over there! Look!
Snivellus, with is nose in a book."
The Marauders moved in,
Wormtail started to grin
As Pads turned Sniv's nose into a hook.

Title: Fairy Rings
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #38 Circle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters:Remus/Sirius, Lily, baby!Harry
Notes: James is off on assignment for the first time since Harry's birth. Remus and Sirius hang about to keep Lily company. (And because James wanted to be certain she was safe.)
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Fairy Rings

Moony, lay with us in this ring.
A Fairy Circle's a magical thing.
We can lay here for hours,
Watching Lily pick flowers.
And if Harry wakes, you'll get to sing.

Title: Remembering Andi
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #39 Childhood
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Tonks, Andromeda
Notes: Sirius shares childhood memories of Andromeda with Tonks (OotP Era)
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Remembering Andi

I remember Andi from childhood days-
We'd sneak off into the garden maze.
Then down the streets
To buy Muggle treats.
An escape from the Black pureblood craze.

Title: Guilt and Grief
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #40 Grief
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Notes: PoA Era
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Guilt and Grief

New freedom brings little relief;
Still haunted by guilt and by grief.
But I've picked up the scent;
My strength's far from spent.
Peter, your days will be brief.

Title: Love and Devotion
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #41 "I don't go looking for trouble, it seems to find me." Harry
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry
Notes: GoF Era. Not meant to be slashy, but Sirry shippers are certainly welcome to interpret it in that light.
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Love and Devotion

"Trouble always seems to find you?
Harry, I suppose this is true.
But our love and devotion,"
Sirius spoke with emotion,
"is enough to see us both through."

Title: Birthday Fun
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 42 Children's Laughter
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Harry
Notes: AU, Harry's turning 3 and Padfoot is the main entertainment as his party.
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Birthday Fun

Padfoot bounded into the fray;
Tail thumping happily away.
While Harry and friends
Giggled fits with no ends--
It was the perfect birthday.

Title: Wormtail's Troubles
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-a "Never trust anything that thinks for itself when you cannot see where it keeps its brain"--Arthur Weasley in CoS
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, pimp!cane
Notes: I think this was not a piece of advice exclusive to the Weasley household. I had to throw in the pimp!cane because, well, I just did. :p Anyway, Sirius is the one who reports Wormtail's problems to the others.
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Wormtail's Troubles

Wormtail's in trouble again.
Being beaten by Malfoy's cane.
It told him he'd look smart
If he found it's hidden part--

(MPP yell)
Don't trust things if you can't see their brains!

Title: Honeyduke's finest
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 43-b Honeyduke's finest
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Warnings: Improper use of suffixes.
Notes: It's Moony's birthday and the rest of the Marauders want to get him a present.
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Honeyduke's Finest

As mates go, Moony's the divine-est.
He even tries to refine us.
To celebrate his day
In a most special way
Will require loads of Honeyduke's Finest.

Title: Runes
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-c Purple Poodles and the Rising Moon
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Sirius is tired of Remus studying and tampers with some runes Remus is trying to translate.
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Runes

Guys, I need help with this rune.
O.W.L.S. are coming soon.
Strangest I've seen--
What couldthis mean?
"Purple poodles and the rising moon."

Title: One Last Walk
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-d Shore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Warnings: I cried when I wrote this, knowing how everything turns out.
Notes: MWPP 7th year
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One Last Walk

One last walk on the shore;
Arm in arm, Marauders four.
As war draws near
We fight past our fear.
Loyal friends forevermore.

Title: Margaritaville
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #44 Margarita
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius and Jimmy Buffet
Notes:Letter to Harry from Sirius summer between PoA and GoF.
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Margaritaville

Just layin' low in Margaritaville.
Met a bloke-Jimmy-lives up the hill.
We spend our days
Soakin' up rays;
And Padfoot charms tourists for free re-fills.

Title: What is he?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #45 Inferius
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius contemplates on Snape.
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What is he?

Sniv's pasty even when furious.
This, dear mates, has me curious.
Could the pale prat
Not be part bat--
But instead some sort of Inferius?

Title: Did you see what I did?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #46 Did you see what I did?
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: limerick
Characters:Sirius POV MWPP
Notes: (Confessions really) I totally made up the word skrill to get a rhyme. After that I did google it though. Hee!
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Did you see what I did?

Guys! Did you see what I did?
McGonagall nearly blew her lid
When Snivelly's quill
Turned into a skrill,
Then scurried up his nose and hid!

Last one, and it's still April '08. Next post will be a masterlist. :D



Title: He's Back
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #47 Rebirth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry, Voldemort
Notes: GoF Era. Sirius' private thoughts as Harry finishes his awful re-telling.
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He's Back

He's back… in a body…Reborn.
Once again my soul is torn.
It should have been ME
Not my godson, Harry.
To face the evil I scorn.