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Who: Ariadne and Eames
When: Late afternoon, today
Where: One of the parks
What: Enforced honesty: kind of not as funny as everybody thought.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Closed/incomplete

( she probably wouldn't have dreamed that she needed a dull retail job )

WHO: Ariadne, possibly Arthur when he wakes up, Eames
WHAT: Oh, nothing much, other than the fact that EAMES CAN'T TELL LIES? O.o
WHEN: Backdated to yesterday morning (19th September)
WHERE: Dream Team HQ. I mean, flat.
RATING: There will be swearing. A lot of swearing.
STATUS: In progress.

( A bored Eames was something to be avoided, at all costs. )

Who: Ariadne and genderswapped!Eames
What: It's too easy to be nosy when you're sharing an apartment with two other people.
When: After Sirius' "welcome back genitals" party
Where: Dream Team's apartment
Rating: PG-13 at least

( put the pen to the page )

WHO: Eames, whoever meets him when he lets himself in to check on people.
WHAT: Unhiding. Of sorts
WHEN: Very early this morning
WHERE: Either of the two apartments the Inception people are in
RATING: TBD
STATUS: In Progress

( Eames stank of smoke )

WHO: Ariadne, Arthur and Eames
WHAT: The men retrieve their wayward friend.
WHEN: Yesterday, early evening
WHERE: Steps of the Grand Library
RATING: Probably no higher than a PG-13 for Eames' filthy language.
STATUS: In Progress

( weird internal organs or retractable tentacles or something )