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Who: Charles Xavier and Sherlock Holmes.
What: Sherlock is oblivious and Charles hits him with a clue bat.
Where: The X-Mansion.
When: May 9.
Rating: PG at most.
Status: Log. Complete.

( I could dance around this, try to be subtle and hope you understand, but that will undoubtedly be lost on you. So, instead, I’ll just get right to the point. You’re in love with Ms. Adler. )