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[Jul. 26th, 2012|04:24 pm] |
Wise men say only fools rush in. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|08:54 pm] |
No more boobs, but still naked! |
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[Apr. 17th, 2012|07:47 pm] |
Oh no, now I've got the naked-thing too! |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|10:52 pm] |
MOONY. COME LOOK AT MY BOOBS. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2012|10:49 am] |
This muggle holiday is choc full of interesting traditions, wouldn't I say? |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|06:39 pm] |
Uncle Sirius (the one who can grow a beard)?
Can I visit you on Tuesday? |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|09:24 pm] |
[backdated to before the full moon]
Harry? Think Bree could stay with you for a few nights? She's easy, just water her twice a day and make sure she gets plenty of sunlight. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|10:19 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|02:42 pm] |
Ok, not to freak anyone out, but does anyone have a cage I can use for the next three nights?
In theory, might not need it. But I'd rather not take chances. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|05:57 pm] |
Remus? Siretta? |
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[Sep. 18th, 2011|04:57 pm] |
SIRIUS BLACK.
Go make out with my boyfriend. You two are taking forever with this. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2011|11:02 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2011|05:01 pm] |
I barely survived finals. Those have to be the worst marks I've ever got. I had no time to study.
Emily, do you, maybe, want to go out for tea or something? I don't really know anyone here and you seem very nice. |
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[May. 28th, 2011|04:09 pm] |
I got a summer job! It doesn't pay much at all, but working at an animal shelter sounds like a good use of my time.
And a good way to con dad into a puppy. |
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[May. 3rd, 2011|11:19 pm] |
( Padfoot ) |
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[May. 3rd, 2011|05:53 pm] |
My leg feels a little bit better, but it's still hard to walk on. I'm going to see the doctor tomorrow and see what's wrong.
I owe you, Siretta. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|06:10 pm] |
Padfoot, I know the sirens are... pretty, but can you not hit on them, they are trying to kill you. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2011|05:24 pm] |
Day off of work. Perfect day to sit in my pajamas and watch fantasy movies from my childhood on repeat while knitting things to give to random people.
I am a font of excitement, yes, why do you ask? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2011|06:52 am] |
This is kind of a weird question, I know, but does anyone know if there are any lycanthropes in the forests of northern Maine? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2011|06:50 pm] |
Padfoot, can you come home, I'm sorry. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2011|06:13 pm] |
LOCKED FROM CAL LIGHTMAN.
What should I do if my boyfriend's best friend won't leave us alone and I can't even make out with him?
The boyfriend, not the best friend. He does keep grabbing my butt when I sleep, though. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2011|09:08 am] |
Oh, Merlin, I am ages behind on my school work. How did I fall this far behind? And where are my books? I only have a handful here. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|02:22 pm] |
They'll let just about anyone be a wizard these days. Disgusting. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2011|01:20 am] |
Oi Moony. Steve's trying to set me up with her dad. Weird, eh? Seems like a nice enough bloke (once you get past the threats of violence) but of course you know my heart belongs to my darling Minerva. Amusing concept, though, if you follow it out to it's end. I'd be like your step-father-in-law. I could take you fishing and teach you to ride a bike!
Finish your dinner, mate, there's starving muggles in China! |
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[Feb. 1st, 2011|10:39 pm] |
Valentine's Day is coming up. I have no idea what to get my boyfriend, but I was leaning toward sex. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2011|07:14 pm] |
What is this? It appears to be magic. I do NOT like it!
WHERE AM I? Only magic could have brought me here. Whoever did it will pay!u
*He's poking at the device, making random letters.*
I'm told it isn't. I do not understand. I demand explanations! |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2010|10:01 pm] |
EW. God, Sirius, what the heck? |
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[Dec. 18th, 2010|09:58 pm] |
Oh shit, mistletoe!
I must surround myself with attractive ladies at all times! |
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[Dec. 11th, 2010|03:44 pm] |
As much as I enjoyed the breasts, I'm glad to be back in my own skin. There aren't nearly enough lesbians at Taunton. Made it hard to get my daily recommended dose of sex.
Ladies, Sirius Black is back. Just two at a time, please, I'm not a machine.
Where the hell are James and Pete, by the way? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|10:48 am] |
My Darling McGonagall,
Remus has fled our abode for the comforting arms of his girlfriend, Steve. This means, of course, that you and I will have the room to ourselves, for all of our torrid lesbianism. Please visit soon so that I may bask in your splendor!
Yours always,
Sirius Black |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
I need to find another place to stay. At least until this whole thing is over. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:11 pm] |
MOONY, COME LOOK AT MY BOOBS.
Professor McGonagall! Now we can fulfill your lesbian fantasies! |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2010|03:40 pm] |
No longer a man of God, ladies. I know, you're relieved. Back to the sinning. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2010|03:23 pm] |
Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here in space to.. uh.. This means midterm exams are canceled, doesn't it?
So, now that I'm apparently religious, I have found it in my heart to forgive Professor Dumbledore for so callously attempting to steal my true love away from me. Her flowing red hair over her milky white--there's a sex chapter in the Bible, right?
Anyway, if anyone would like to join me in the confessional booth for a little sin (I'm looking at you, Minerva!), I'll be waiting! For all of your religious needs, etc.etc.
Ladies? |
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[Sep. 11th, 2010|10:43 pm] |
It's the beginning of the new year, I have students to take care of, and I need to be at Hogwarts. I had thought that these kinds of tricks would end when Mr. Potter and company left my class. |
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[Sep. 11th, 2010|07:47 pm] |
I know I'm bad at potions, but this is ridiculous. Why am I no longer at Hogwarts? Sirius? James? Peter? |
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