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[Feb. 22nd, 2011|01:52 pm] |
Why does my house smell like dog? |
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[Feb. 1st, 2011|10:39 pm] |
Valentine's Day is coming up. I have no idea what to get my boyfriend, but I was leaning toward sex. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:56 pm] |
Dad? I am so sorry. All I did today was go to the mall, I swear. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2010|09:25 pm] |
Oh, God, ew, I can hear everyone's thoughts and suddenly Dad doesn't seem crazy anymore.
I am not leaving my room ever again. |
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[Sep. 14th, 2010|03:16 am] |
Hey, Dad, I have a date on Saturday. No, you're not allowed to shoot him. |
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[Aug. 28th, 2010|08:51 pm] |
I totally go to school with wizards. This is awesome. Dad, what would you do if I started going out with a werewolf or something? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2010|08:29 pm] |
Dad, movie night in? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2010|02:19 pm] |
Raven and I were trying to have another kid before he disappeared. I still would like another baby - three's an uneven number, four would work better for me. (No, Total, you don't count as a kid, you're Total.)
This is a really awkward question - does anyone want to uh. Donate? The guy part? You don't have to really be a dad, I'm fine being on my own, but ... yeah.
[SUPER IMPORTANT EDIT:] NO TAKEN GUYS NEED APPLY. Navi is a no fly zone for drama! |
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[Aug. 12th, 2010|02:23 am] |
I'm here five minutes and I immediately had to attend some work banquet? Hardly seemed fair. Follow that with three college presentations, a book signing, and a meeting with some politician who was barely awake..
If they try to book me for a children's birthday party, I swear to you I will make little Jimmy or Suzy cry. |
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