Oi Moony. Steve's trying to set me up with her dad. Weird, eh? Seems like a nice enough bloke (once you get past the threats of violence) but of course you know my heart belongs to my darling Minerva. Amusing concept, though, if you follow it out to it's end. I'd be like your step-father-in-law. I could take you fishing and teach you to ride a bike!
Finish your dinner, mate, there's starving muggles in China!