Brothers and sisters, we are gathered here in space to.. uh.. This means midterm exams are canceled, doesn't it?
So, now that I'm apparently religious, I have found it in my heart to forgive Professor Dumbledore for so callously attempting to steal my true love away from me. Her flowing red hair over her milky white--there's a sex chapter in the Bible, right?
Anyway, if anyone would like to join me in the confessional booth for a little sin (I'm looking at you, Minerva!), I'll be waiting! For all of your religious needs, etc.etc.