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[Jan. 17th, 2009|05:51 pm] |
Hey Pulse, um, some chick who looks like me without the dye job just knocked over a bank.
Where are you?
Hopefully they pull that 'we can't tell any of you Orientals apart' thing. But I totally have an alibi. I was getting my nails did. |
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[Nov. 26th, 2008|08:39 am] |
( Akima ) |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|10:50 pm] |
My wife is busy and happy planning the bachelor party of my best friend's husband, and I am enjoying watching her move around, and glow.
I tell you, if I had not already married her? I would again, now. |
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[Oct. 1st, 2008|08:56 am] |
While you may have heard that caffeine is another big no-no during pregnancy, it's actually okay in moderation. After years of controversy, most researchers now believe that, although caffeine does cross the placenta, moderate amounts (less than 300 milligrams a day) won't harm your baby. That's about what you'd get from two to three 8-ounce cups of coffee. (However, you could get that much from just one 8-ounce cup if it's brewed very strong.)
That means I can probably have half a cup of Nate's coffee.
That is the best thing I've read all week. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|08:04 pm] |
Okay, so I've had 'Turning Japanese' in my head all day.
Also, I want to go on a road trip. I was thinking we could take a motorcycle from Mexico to Canada, following the West coast. It'll be fun! With all the people thinking murderous thoughts asleep, traffic will be an adventure! |
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
So, anyone interested in coming to watch Alex and I get married should keep October 12th open on their calendar. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2008|03:24 pm] |
This is actually creepier than the time got all strange and messed up.
And if you think about the Honeymoon STDs, almost as dangerous! |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|01:41 pm] |
Congratulations Pulse and Akima!
It's nice to be back in civilization again. I'm far too much of a geek to stand being out in the sun as long as I was.
Although it definitely had its perks, too.
But, now it's back to drudgery and wage slavery. At least, after I help out in New York a little bit.
What a week! |
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[Jun. 16th, 2008|07:17 pm] |
Don't let anyone ever tell you that flying intercontinental is boring. It's not. It can be fun with the right accompaniment. |
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[May. 22nd, 2008|08:34 pm] |
Awww, they won't let me drive a ship. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:07 am] |
Hey boss man, I'm bored as hell. You should do something, so I can fly the plane. |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|12:33 am] |
Now, I'm pretty sure that vortex was familiar. One can only hope.
This is the place I was before, right? This is that alternate Earth, with the portkey system? |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|06:46 pm] |
So many people have lost entire families, lives, and loves, it almost feels selfish to feel gutpunched for just losing one person who I didn't know all that well, but cared about.
But I do.
I hope everyone is okay out there, tonight.
( Private ) |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|09:11 pm] |
Never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm getting used to this girl thing. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|11:53 am] |
I have tits again!
I missed them so much!
You doing anything tomorrow, Pulse? Because we totally need to hang out.
( Erik ) |
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[Mar. 8th, 2008|10:01 am] |
Umm...
Jamie, could I borrow some clothes? Mine don't fit... anymore.
Um. Lara. We'll have to reschedule. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2008|03:47 pm] |
Oh no... not again!
I thought this was over!
Oh for the ... bah! |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|04:21 pm] |
Zira, you are definitely missing out here.
This is a fantastic opportunity you're just ignoring.
Screw it. Anyone else want to fuck a sexy demon? |
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[Mar. 6th, 2008|04:04 pm] |
Dios mio.
Uhh. Um. Oh.
Oh.
Uh. Gregory. Raymond. I think . .we need to get together and talk.
No, really. Just talk. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|11:01 pm] |
Much better. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|02:29 pm] |
Back to normal again. And that is a relief.
It was fun, while it lasted, but a little weird.
All in all, I am glad to be myself again. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
Great. Jus' great.
'scuse me whilst I go punch a hole inna wall. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:40 pm] |
So, you know? I figured that maybe all this stress from work was going to end up having some kind of odd consequence on my physical prowess and I was totally ready to deal with that.
But, this? No, no! I was so not prepared for it.
I have a penis! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|09:45 pm] |
Okay I'm officially having a really bad day. Firstly I'm a boy! Which I have to say isn't nearly as much fun as I thought it'd be and secondly my flatmate's just disappeared, like poof!
I hope he's okay :/ |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Bloody hell.
Edit:( Peter ) |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:17 am] |
I thought Asian guys were supposed to have small packages.
And damn am I one fine man.
If I weren't me, I'd totally hit me. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|02:13 pm] |
( private )
My back is killing me. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:28 am] |
Wow. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:12 am] |
Hang on a second...! Something about this is wrong 'cause I totally remember going to bed last night as a dude and then waking up this morning as a dude.
...but after a early lunch I'm suddenly not a guy.
Eh. Guess I got to take it as it comes. Hope this just isn't a long term thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:39 am] |
Now this is interesting, Huhn.
So this is what it is like to be a woman. Weird, but cool. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:54 pm] |
As I recall I wasn't a male when I went to sleep last night.
What in the name of Rassilon has happened?
I suppose it could be worse, at least I haven't lost my looks and all my clothes still fit. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|07:40 am] |
This is so wrong on so many levels. So wrong. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|10:52 pm] |
I sense a disturbance in the Force. Wait, wait, don't tell me... don't tell me...
It's crazy time again, right?
What is it this time? Men turning into women and vice versa? Force, it never ends here. Wasn't the world just ending? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:51 am] |
Not the way I hadin mind in getting out of that shithole, but. . .
Hey, lookit Tess. Sh-erm. He's sexy! |
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[Mar. 1st, 2008|02:12 am] |
Off to Puerto Rico for the weekend I go.
Personal holiday. Call my cell if I am needed. |
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[Feb. 29th, 2008|08:21 am] |
Biting the bullet and auditioning for this band.
Yeah, I'm nervous. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|01:04 am] |
Ugh. I'm sick.
How am I sick?
I feel like... I got ran over.
Which I didn't. For the record. Dammit. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|03:14 pm] |
You are all invited!
~La Fiesta Desnudo!~
[Address, Los Angeles, California]
Next Saturday from 11- Midnight!
Come naked! Be sexy! |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:14 pm] |
Now, someone wanna go ahead and tell me what the hell is going on here? |
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[Feb. 21st, 2008|09:17 pm] |
If one more suited up yuppie pinches my ass I swear to god I will murder someone. |
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