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Tweak says, "See my eyes look like eggs"

Miss Parker [The Pretender] (missp) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-21 21:17:00

Entry tags:

lorna dane, miss parker, pietro maximoff, pulse

If one more suited up yuppie pinches my ass I swear to god I will murder someone.

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	disruption 2008-02-22 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Generally, I only approve of welcomed ass-pinching. Why are they so hot to mishandle yours? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	missp 2008-02-22 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm a sectrary which gives them liecense to grab me. God I hate this switchroo crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disruption 2008-02-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
	No way out? What about another job? This world seems to have dropped a lot of us here. Maybe you could find a new place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	missp 2008-02-22 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a sucker for "I can't get along without you." Sad really but there we go so until I get my backbone backI'll just have to deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disruption 2008-02-22 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if I can lend assistance, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	missp 2008-02-22 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I will the names Miss Parker by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disruption 2008-02-22 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm Pulse. Nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	missp 2008-02-23 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Then go murder someone. I'm sure they won't bother you again after that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Are you an ass to everyone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:31 am UTC (link)
	I fail to see how this is me being an ass. It's the truth that if she slit the throat or broke the hand of the next man who tried to touch her, it wouldn't happen again. But I've always been told as much. People like to assume the worst. You really remember nothing of our world, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I remember that more often than not killing gets you tossed in jail where you tend to get raped a lot. And I remember what it's like to be human, though I'm beginning to think that in your case you'd have to learn that first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:34 am UTC (link)
	You're only caught when you don't do it right. I'm not human, Lorna. I'm a mutant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations. And a fine specimen you are. We should all aspire to be just like you. And since sarcasm doesn't translate on the internet, I'll be quite glad to inform you that was full of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Charming, sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:42 am UTC (link)
	. . . There is not a chance in hell I'm related to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:44 am UTC (link)
	Bastard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Temper, temper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:50 am UTC (link)
	I stand by my first statement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:51 am UTC (link)
	That I'm an ass? That I'm a bastard? Or that we cannot possibly be related? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:53 am UTC (link)
	I think that you're an ass is enough, really. Since that was the first. ~~learn to count. It might be useful, even if it is a plebeian 'human' skill.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Your words cut like glass, dear sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I've never cared who my birth parents are. If you're my brother, then it changes nothing about me. Except now I have an ass for a brother. Wheee, really won a prize there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you should. What if your father is a monster? What does that make you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Lorna Dane. Daughter of Jack Dane, if not by blood, by every other tie that could possibly matter. A free entity, able to choose my own destiny. A human, like my blood father was once, and perhaps may still be underneath it all. Like you are, even if you'd deny it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 08:04 am UTC (link)
	I am not human. Neither of us are. Neither of us have ever been human. If you come from a family of freaks does that make you one? Is badness written into your very genetics like those interesting powers of yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 08:05 am UTC (link)
	We are human. And my destiny is not written in my DNA, dear brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 08:07 am UTC (link)
	We are part of a different species. Mutant beings. Homo superior. The name says it all. Our powers manifest at different ages, but we are always of the race of mutants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 08:09 am UTC (link)
	Bullshit. Look up the scientific classification of species. They divide them by their ability to breed and produce viable offspring. Mutants and humans can breed and do produce viable offspring. Your logic is failing, and your arrogance unnecessary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 08:15 am UTC (link)
	We're the next step in evolution. If you want to cling to the past, by all means, do so. If you want to be a human, keep telling yourself that you're human. Arrogance runs in the family. Magneto's such a good role model. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 08:19 am UTC (link)
	So what? Why should we perpetuate the cruelty of those who came before us? If we're better than them, then for God's sake why aren't we better than them in every way? How can you claim superiority when you spout the kind of bullshit that, with a couple word changes, could have been said at a Klan meeting? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 08:23 am UTC (link)
	The strong eat the weak. It's the way of nature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	compassrose 2008-02-22 08:27 am UTC (link)
	I thought we were the next stage of evolution, not mere animals. Animals live by might makes right. Humans have the choice, and have chosen to live as animals. If we are indeed above them, why don't we prove it by not stooping to their level? Or, perhaps our inability to do this proves that we're really not that different. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	missp 2008-02-22 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yes because jail equals Disneyland. No thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	If you aren't willing to do anything to change the situation, stop bitching about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	missp 2008-02-22 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	You are just a ball of sunshine and roses kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	iwasperfection 2008-02-22 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	So I've been repeatedly told. (Reply to this) (Parent)