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[Nov. 27th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
I refuse to give in to Black Friday shenanigans.
That being said, who wants to go to Switzerland and devirginize some slopes with me? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|05:10 am] |
Fucking goddamn snow. I am SO glad I only work in London. I think living in the swamp has spoiled me.
Today, I'm handing out 50 percent off all ink and piercings I do. You'll have to negotiate with the other artists if you want the same treatment from them.
Hurry up and book an appointment. My shop is here: [Address] and you can reach me by [phone] or just post here. First come, first serve, unless you're hot, then you get special treatment. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm] |
Next bloke to call me a hooker gets a sword up his arse. It ain't funny.
...Well, not when I'm sober. |
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|06:33 pm] |
Alright folks, this here is the last call, anyone who's interested in coming to my costume party get on down to [New Orleans address] Our theme is Notable Personages, and the only rule is that if you are one, you can't come as yourself.
Other than that it's also my birthday, but presents are hardly a requirement, in fact, they aren't even a suggestion.
Party's going to go until it can't go no more.
(party thread is here for anyone who's interested) |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|05:54 am] |
I went to an anime convention recently and I won a cosplay award. I wasn't dressed up as anyone.
So I think I'll try that again this weekend.
By the way. Happy Birthday, Henriette Stillman. We share the same day of birth. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|04:56 pm] |
Just a quick reminder and re-notice, for those of you who may not have seen: Halloween, next Saturday, for those of you who aren't attending the Dethklok concert (and hell, even if you are, c'mon by after) I'm throwing a birthday party.
Being as how it's both Halloween, and I'm the birthday girl, so I get to make the rules, the costume theme is Notable Personages, and the only rule is that if you are a Notable Personage, you can't come as yourself.
Where: [Guildhall address, New Orlans]
When: October 31st, from Midafternoon until it stops
RSVP: not necessary, but if you wanna [cell#] or drop a line here. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|02:14 am] |
How in the fuck did I wind up being the mature one in this little group?
Sort it out amongst yourselves, I'm going to hang out with ma' for a while. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2009|09:13 pm] |
Tell me dere are some kinds of fracas coming up in de end of de month.
And one where we keep out skins whole, merci.
On Completely Different Subject:
Is anyone out dere good with cataloging tomes et journals? Laywering means keeping a paper trail et right now my organizing system is more by chronological stacking dan anything else. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|04:55 am] |
I hate you, Bill Turner. That was the singlemost unpleasant ride in my entire life!
HEY GUYS I'M BACK, give me candy. |
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[Sep. 24th, 2009|05:00 pm] |
Attention: anyone who knows me
Consider yourself invited to my birthday party, to be held on my actual birthday (That's Saturday October 31st) at the Guildhall in New Orleans [address]
Since it is halloween, this will, of course, be a costume party, and being as how I'm kind of a sucker for that kind of thing, the theme is 'Notable Personages' The only hard and fast rule is that it has to be a notable personage who you aren't. (Yes, Bill, Anne, that means you can't come as yourselves, you can, however, come as each other)
We'll start midafternoon and go until we can't go no more.
RSVPs are nice, but by no means a requirement [cellphone#] |
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[Sep. 25th, 2009|12:11 am] |
Hey, hey, Henn! You know how you asked about birthday cake? I just tried to manifest some, and it worked, and it tastes good and everything. Third time's the charm, because the first two were kinda ghostly.
Ooh, I'm excited. I love finding out new tricks... and I'm seeing loads of Halloween stuff when I go out shopping. Even if people sometimes look at me funny. What's up with that? |
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[Sep. 20th, 2009|06:57 pm] |
So, anybody that was worried about me the past few weeks, I'm better now. Just figured I should let people who weren't immediately privy to the information know. |
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[Sep. 17th, 2009|07:38 pm] |
Halloween's next month. I should come up with a new party trick.
Any suggestions? |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|05:28 am] |
Hey Soren... do you want to go for a walk sometime? Not long or anything, just a walk. I kind of miss Arthur.
I'm leaving this readable to everyone so no one accuses me of trying to seduce you or some shit. I'd just like to see you again sometime, even if you just want to take a few minutes and have a burrito or something with me somewhere... |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|10:34 am] |
Blessed thing landed me in Los Angeles.
So. Who missed me? |
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[Sep. 6th, 2009|10:25 pm] |
Quick legal question:
Can we plea stupidity for our clients? Got a shinin' example de gene pool needs some chlorine pronto et I'm findin' it hard t'make any defense sound plausible.
Now I get why de big bottle of bourbon in de office. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2009|02:57 am] |
Hey, friends of mine!
I have nothing doing this coming weekend, who is up for a day of amusement park shenanigans? My treat. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2009|02:02 pm] |
A kitten followed me home last night. Apparently, me being an ex-caboose doesn't faze the little lady... she's adorable.
I think I'll call her Joule. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2009|07:06 pm] |
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[Jul. 22nd, 2009|01:15 am] |
Crap.
One of my classes next semester is teaching my book. I might end up wearing a hat those days. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2009|10:59 pm] |
Anybody who isn't going to kill me with the first punch looking for a place to spar? I'm looking for a partner. |
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[Jul. 16th, 2009|06:54 am] |
AGH where's the summer going? Why is it moving so quickly?? |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|08:17 pm] |
Yeah, yeah, Deadpool's climbing out of the rock he's been hiding under.
...still say I woulda made a bad ass uncle... |
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[Jun. 18th, 2009|10:37 am] |
Uh oh. Someone upset a Wartooth. Though I never have heard the Magna Carta recited quite so angrily before. That's pretty impressive |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|01:16 am] |
There's an on-the-roof-with-guns-and-Mr.-Kinney's-blackberry contingency. We've got my block covered. We're going to get everyone to the Sign of the Weasel 3 blocks down. Judah has golems keeping the area clear. Anyone else -- get there if you can.
Where are the wolfpack kids? Can somebody with more guns or magic get to the rehab place and make sure Miniver's all right? |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|08:48 am] |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2009|11:43 pm] |
The predictive typing option on my phone parses my name as "Sperm".
Yes. My phone knows me. |
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[May. 23rd, 2009|03:51 pm] |
I need to work out more. It seems like I've been slacking off lately and its...kind of gross. |
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[May. 20th, 2009|09:33 am] |
Would someone like to inform me as to the state of the big kids? You guys have been posting amongst yourselves and I know when that sort of thing happens, I know something bad is up.
What's going on, kids? Do I need to come dispense Fatherly Wisdom or something? I'm new at this. |
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[May. 20th, 2009|01:55 am] |
Out of the house.
Don't call, phone's off. |
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[May. 18th, 2009|05:04 am] |
Ah HA! You bloody superheroes, I just now found out where you get your cool gizmos. Good luck buying Gravity, fools. I'm buying out the entire stock. |
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[May. 15th, 2009|05:05 am] |
Happy birthday, Cassidy(s) Turner.
The little one is getting his first piece of birthday cake, as well as a lot of nice tot toys, and the big one should come pick up his gift if he's not too busy with his spouses and cousin.
I hope it goes well for the both of you. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
OHMYGOD KARAOKE PARTY AT THE BEACH HOUSE
EVERYONE'S INVITED EVEN PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT SINGING YAY |
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