Title: The Lovely Bastard.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 613: Contact.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Upon realizing Potter is his blind date Severus decides to murder Minerva oh-so-painfully.
 

( The Lovely Bastard. )