Title: Seven
Author: emilywaters76
Rating: R
Word count: 3,000+
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Slash, slavery. Crack!fic.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Slave!Snape, animagus-bat!Snape, vampire!Snape, MPREG, amnesia, plus a few more.*
Summary: Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse.
A/N: Beta'd by Ultrasonicbop.

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Fic:
•Bewitched, PG, 2,250 words.
Summary: Harry rides to the rescue when his cousin needs a hand. But who will rescue Harry?
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Eight Months and Forever, NC-17, 12,900 words. (Chan, 17)
Summary: Harry accidentally got left behind when Dobby rescued them from Malfoy Manor. Now, months after his rescue, he seeks help to put everything that happened behind him before moving forward.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Lacrimosa in the Tesco Coffee Aisle, NC-17, 25,500 words.
Summary: Snape returns from the dead and, as always, battles with his conscience. Meanwhile, Harry takes his son shopping, encounters regrets of his own, meets an elf who is too clever by half, discovers how to get up Lucius Malfoy's nose and is forced to choose between his wife and a fantasy from the deepest, darkest part of his soul.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Role Call, PG-13, 1,150 words.
Summary: Detention, for all its sins, has its enjoyable side.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Saturday’s Song, NC-17, 10,062 words.
Summary: The song has ended, but as the songwriter wrote, the melody lingers on…much to Severus’s chagrin.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Seven, R, 3,000+ words.
Summary: Being Harry's slave is better than Azkaban. Being Snape's owner is probably worse.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•The Interrupted Kiss: A Fairy Tale, NC-17, 24,795 words.
Summary: Once upon a time, Severus Snape shared a kiss with Harry Potter. Then Harry had disappeared after killing the Dark Lord, leaving Severus the reluctant darling of the Wizarding world. When Dumbledore insists on throwing a ball in Severus’s honour, Severus is convinced the world has gone completely mad. But when he comes across an ashy-faced young man whose half-answers about his identity haunt his every thought, Severus realizes that a ball might be the least of his worries.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•There is a Crack in Everything, NC-17, 1,500 words.
Summary: Snape belongs to Harry—or perhaps Harry is Snape’s. Behind ten layers of Occlumency lies the truth. Or something like it.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Unspeakable Torture, NC-17, 7,974 words.
Summary: Harry is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is the only one who understands—and therefore the only one whom Harry can communicate through. Humorous despite the premise.
LJ, IJ, or DW


Art:
•Cat Got Your Tongue?, PG-13
Summary: Harry finds some things are worth getting woken up for.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Formal Declaration, G
Summary: Snape decides it's time to reveal his and Harry's relationship to the wizarding world.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Property Of..., PG-13 (NSFW)
Summary: Harry shows off his body(work).
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Punishment & Practical Demonstrations, NC-17, NSFW, (CHAN)
Summary: Lubricus is one of the most useful spells a young wizard of certain predilections can ever learn. Severus is more than happy to give Harry a few pointers.
LJ, IJ, or DW