25 April 2018 @ 11:35 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey  
Title: Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, OM Jarvey/OF Jarvey
Rating: Teen and above
Word count: ~3600
Content/Warning(s): Sexual innuendo, crude humor, mpreg
Prompt: When Ginny decides she's not interested in "the great Harry Potter" after all, Harry is left stunned and confused, after all everyone thought they were perfect together. In an attempt to move on, Harry decides to start a new career and becomes a breeder of crups/kneazles/whatever else because he enjoys how the animals love their owners unconditionally. This leads to him becoming more active in the crup/kneazle show ring, where he discovers his main competitor is none other than Severus Snape.
Summary: When Harry Potter’s seemingly idyllic relationship with the fiery Ginevra Weasley ends in public humiliation, Severus Snape sends another feisty Ginger to mend his broken heart. Lots of bonking occurs, of the heterosexual, slash, and Jarvey varieties. Enjoy!
A/N: I doubt J. K. Rowling ever envisioned this parody when she penned her book series. I only tease out of love, and because I need an outlet for my socially inappropriate humor. No money has changed hands here. And I solemnly swear no substances were abused to create this work. Honest!

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Harry Potter and His Incredible Performing Jarvey )
 
 
25 April 2018 @ 11:28 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Unlike the Other  
Title: Unlike the Other
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Harry/Ginny
Rating: Teen
Word count: 4286
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 96 (see summary)
Summary: One of Harry's children is a squib. He finds it a lot more difficult to handle than he expected. Talking to Severus about it is easier than he anticipated.
A/N: When I saw the prompt, this story popped into my head. While I may have interpreted it in my own way, I hope it is satisfactory!

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Unlike the Other )
 
 
24 April 2018 @ 12:06 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: When the Morning Comes  
Title: When the Morning Comes
Author:
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1150
Content/Warning(s):
Prompt: 1) - Open prompt
Summary: Harry didn't quite remember how he got here...
A/N: Many thanks to patient mods for running this fest!

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When the Morning Comes )
 
 
24 April 2018 @ 12:02 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: The Taste of Treacle Tart  
Title: The Taste of Treacle Tart
Author:
Rating: PG
Word count: 5,243
Warning(s): Mild profanity, established relationship
Prompt: 001 - Wild Card
Summary: Harry rubbed his eyes, knowing the day would be a long and frustrating one. This was not the way he wanted to spend his birthday.
A/N: Written for Snarry-a-Thon 2018. All characters depicted herein in adult situations may safely be assumed to be over eighteen.
Disclaimer: The story is based on characters created and owned by J.K. Rowling, various publishers including, but not limited to Scholastic Books and Warner Bros. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended; no monetary gain will be made from this story.

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The Taste of Treacle Tart )
 
 
23 April 2018 @ 07:46 pm
The Final Countdown  
Title: The Final Countdown
Author: [info]alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape.
Challenge: Written for [info]harry100's prompt 335: Countdown.
Rating: R
Length: 100 x 6
Warnings: None.
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Current Mood: thoughtful
 
 
23 April 2018 @ 12:07 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: ART: The Right Sigil?  
Title: The Right Sigil?
Artist:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: G
Media: pen & ink with some photoshop work
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 98: Harry and Severus are a master detective team -- in steampunk reality. Plus 100: It's been seven years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Headmaster Snape still hasn't fully recovered. The wound on his neck still bleeds occasionally and he suffers from arthritis-like side effects. Newly-qualified Healer Harry Potter makes it his goal to finally cure Snape. And maybe get to know him better as he works.
Summary: Research and intuition - an unbeatable combination.
A/N: Thank you, mods, for running the fest again!

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The Right Sigil?

The Right Sigil? )

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23 April 2018 @ 11:59 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Some tenderness  
Title: Some tenderness
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: E
Word count: 28831
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 119) Remix a favorite Snarry fan fic.
Summary: Severus comes home after spending far too many Thursdays in Diagon Alley. It's time to start the rest of his life.
A/N: Thank you Lilian for letting me do this, for helping me, and for being wonderful all the way through. The favorite Snarry fan fic I remixed is Diagonally which is amazing and wouldn't let me go.

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(Some tenderness)
 
 
22 April 2018 @ 09:59 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: Week One Wrap-Up  
Week one is under our belts and we're off to a great start! Thanks to everyone reading and commenting. The authors and artists really appreciate it!

Also, we're looking for recs! And if you want to let us know that you've recced any Snarry-a-Thon fic or art on your journal in an unlocked post or on Tumblr, comment to this post, or drop us an e-mail at the mod email (spfestmod@gmail.com). Anything that collects three or more recs will be forwarded to the newsletters and all recs will be forwarded to the authors/artists. Thanks!

Lastly, a quick reminder: please join [info]snape_potter to see all of our fest entries.

ART:
The Last Memory PG
Summary: Harry goes back to the Shack to get Snape’s body, only to find a last strand of memory. Evidently Harry had missed it in his horror and haste when he had siphoned them into the phial Hermione had provided. Harry collects the last memory even though it is strangely reluctant to come out, clinging to Snape’s temple, still halfway embedded in his mind. And then Snape coughs.
LJ, IJ, DW

With This Ring G
Summary: With this ring, I thee wed.
LJ, IJ, DW

FIC:
Surfacing NC-17, 25,000 words
Summary: Old school 8th year fic. Harry’s back at Hogwarts. Severus is back in the Potions Lab and everyone is just trying to find some semblance of normal after the war.
LJ, IJ, DW

Giving Detention NC-17, 5,700 words
Summary: Even teachers sometimes deserve a bit of discipline.
LJ, IJ, DW

Worth Watching NC-17, 3,900 words
Summary: One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.
LJ, IJ, DW

Dear Sir PG-13, 6,500 words
Summary: Severus begins receiving hero-worship letters from an unexpected source: Harry Potter's seven-year-old son.
LJ, IJ, DW

True Love, Tripled R, 2,800 words
Summary: Harry Potter and Severus Snape are true soulmates. Neither of them knows this. Six weeks after a Ministry Gala, both are plagued by symptoms that have them convinced they have contracted a parasite. Madam Pomfrey sets our boys straight.
LJ, IJ, DW

Grim NC-17, 17,000 words
Summary: After the war, the house on Spinner's End is a shelter, but not a home. Then Snape lets in a pair of strays.
LJ, IJ, DW

Lost in Cokeworth NC-17, 7,300 words
Summary: After his divorce, Harry moves to Cokeworth to salvage his mum’s childhood home. Severus Snape offers to help in more ways than one.
LJ, IJ, DW

No One’s Master But Mine PG, 1,300 words
Summary: Sometimes, the wand isn’t the only thing that chooses the wizard. Sometimes, familiars choose their wizard, too. Whether the wizard likes it or not…
LJ, IJ, DW

Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams PG-13, 10,800 words
Summary: After ten years together, Severus finally proposes and Harry accepts. Now, the irascible man has run out of excuses and diversions for when Harry asks about his family--which he has done frequently since they’ve been together. Finding out that Severus’ legal surname is Snape-Addams is only the beginning.
LJ, IJ, DW

We'll be back tomorrow with more new entries!
 
 
21 April 2018 @ 10:35 pm
SS/HP Prophet for April 15 - April 21  
The current edition of the SS/HP Prophet has been posted here:

The SS/HP Prophet for April 15 - April 21

If we missed an entry, please comment on the latest newsletter and it will be added to the next edition.
 
 
21 April 2018 @ 10:50 am
FIC: Removal  
Title: Removal
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Pairing: Severus Snape / Harry Potter
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating : PG-13
Challenge: [info]harry100 Prompt 335: Countdown
Warnings: * AU, Harry is seven, mentions of child abuse/neglect*
Summary: Severus meets a child in need – what does he do now?
Part of the Worthy Child Series
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
 
 
Current Mood: tired
 
 
21 April 2018 @ 11:26 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams  
Title: Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams
Author:
Other pairings/threesomes: Gomez/Morticia Addams, Arthur/Molly Weasley
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 10,800+
Content/Warning(s): J.K.Rowling is the creator and true owner of the characters of Hogwarts and the Wizarding world, and no infringement of copyright is intended. I’m just playing with them for our own amusement; no money is being made. Post-Hogwarts AU.
Prompt: No. 1, of my own choosing.
Summary: After ten years together, Severus finally proposes and Harry accepts. Now, the irascible man has run out of excuses and diversions for when Harry asks about his family--which he has done frequently since they’ve been together. Finding out that Severus’ legal surname is Snape-Addams is only the beginning.
A/N: I found this little gem in an old Google Docs trunk marked “Unfinished Co-fics 2007”, pulled it out and dusted it off. Then I went and poked [co-author] to come and help me finish this little bunny we lassoed back in the last decade, but never finished. It has definite possibilities for a sequel--we shall see. This is my first foray back into writing fandom after about a four-year absence. It feels good to be back!

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(Careful What You Wish For: Meeting the Addams)
 
 
20 April 2018 @ 03:45 pm
Wedding Night  
Title: Wedding Night
Author: [info]alisanne
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall.
Word Count: 100 x 6
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Written for [info]snarry100's prompt# 624: Share.
Summary: A special night.
Part Fifty-Four of the Wisdom Series (LJ/IJ/DW).
Beta(s): [info]sevfan and emynn.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

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Current Mood: relaxed
 
 
20 April 2018 @ 11:57 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: No One’s Master But Mine  
Title: No One’s Master But Mine
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,300
Content/Warning(s): None
Prompt: 45) Severus gets adopted by a snake, much to Harry's amusement. Not because of Severus' exasperated reactions, but because he can communicate with the snake.
Summary: Sometimes, the wand isn’t the only thing that chooses the wizard. Sometimes, familiars choose their wizard, too. Whether the wizard likes it or not…

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No One’s Master But Mine )
 
 
20 April 2018 @ 11:52 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Lost in Cokeworth  
Title: Lost in Cokeworth
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Mention of Harry/OMCs
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 7300
Content/Warning(s): Divorce, Spinner’s End, Legilimency, Light Angst, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering
Prompt: 91) Harry purchases his mother's childhood home after his divorce and keeps bumping into Severus around town.
Summary: After his divorce, Harry moves to Cokeworth to salvage his mum’s childhood home. Severus Snape offers to help in more ways than one.
A/N: A big thanks to my beta!

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Lost in Cokeworth )
 
 
19 April 2018 @ 12:13 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: ART: With This Ring  
Title: With This Ring
Artist:
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: G
Media: pencil and digital ink
Content/Warning(s): none
Prompt: Own Prompt
Summary: With this ring, I thee wed.

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With This Ring )

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19 April 2018 @ 12:08 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Grim  
Title: Grim
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: Explicit
Word count: ~17,000
Content/Warning(s): dogs, dust, a dose of deathly danger, and Severus Snape in his natural habitat.
Prompt: 11) After his death, Sirius has to atone for his sins. He can't move on until he has helped Severus get the thing he wants the most: Harry.
Summary: After the war, the house on Spinner's End is a shelter, but not a home. Then Snape lets in a pair of strays.
A/N: Thank you to A. for proofreading, which is actually a great understatement, as she saw the potential of the draft with only a glimpse of the story structure to it, taught me the importance of a midpoint, and prompted the overhaul of the disconnected patchwork of scenes until they fit together in proper order, encouraging me to grow the story a quarter longer than before. To summarise, she is the reason that this tale grew beyond its initial form of first half, something readable, and second half, resolution. Thank you, also and always, to S. for teaching me who Snape is, beyond the usual facade, the billowing cloak, and the sarcastic remarks.

This is for all the dogs I've met that would make a great wizard, for all the humans who aren't really dog people, and for anyone brave enough to risk a change, be it tackling house-cleaning as therapy or sharing childhood traumas.

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(Grim)
 
 
18 April 2018 @ 10:45 pm
Lively Lover  
Title: Lively Lover
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Word count: 112
Genre: Poetry - Italian (Petrarchan) Sonnet.
Warnings: Poetry.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Notes: Written for [info]poetic_hp's April challenge # 115: LIVELY.
Thanks to [info]sevfan and emynn for beta-reading.
Dedicated to [info]torino10154 because I thought she'd enjoy an Italian Sonnet. ;)

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Current Mood: tired
 
 
18 April 2018 @ 12:03 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: True Love, Tripled  
Title: True Love, Tripled
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: no
Rating: Mature
Word Count: ~2800
Content/Warnings: Mpreg
Prompt: Wild Card No. 1, from Snarry-a-Thon 2011- Severus and Harry have a one-off after running into each other in a club. Snape is horrified when 6 weeks later he finds out he is pregnant. Modified prompt: Harry and Severus bump into each other, literally, on the way to the Hogwarts Infirmary. Each of them are suffering from nausea, vomiting, and fatigue six weeks after hooking up at a Ministry soirée. Both are shocked to find they are expecting.
Summary: Harry Potter and Severus Snape are true soulmates. Neither of them knows this. Six weeks after a Ministry Gala, both are plagued by symptoms that have them convinced they have contracted a parasite. Madam Pomfrey sets our boys straight.
A/N: JKR owns the characters and the settings, this particular bending of the laws of Human Biology is my own.

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True Love, Tripled )
 
 
18 April 2018 @ 11:54 am
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Dear Sir  
Title: Dear Sir
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: Past canon Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: +/- 6500
Content/Warning(s): Pre-slash Snarry
Prompt: Inspired by a prompt from another fest.
Summary: Severus begins receiving hero-worship letters from an unexpected source: Harry Potter's seven-year-old son.
A/N: Thanks to badgerlady for the beta! ♥

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Dear Sir )
 
 
17 April 2018 @ 12:03 pm
Snarry-a-Thon18: FIC: Worth Watching  
Title: Worth Watching
Author:
Other pairings/threesome: None
Rating: NC 17
Word count: 3900 words
Content/Warning(s): Non-magical AU, drunk sex, anal sex, established relationship
Prompt: 119: Remix a favorite Snarry fic. This fic is a remix of the amazing Esse Quam Videri (To Be Rather Than to Seem) by [info]torino10154. You should read that first so this will make more sense.
Summary: One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.
A/N: Forgive me for borrowing your toys without asking your permission when I first borrowed them for your birthday in 2013 when this was written and posted on a private filter. I did my best to return them in the same well-fucked condition you left them. And at least I asked this time before posting publicly.

I made an effort to work in references from some of the many wonderful pieces in your unforgettable series - including the outtakes - and I took some liberties with your canon. Nothing I wrote here will change anything that happens in "All Was Well: January 2007" and the piece has no set date other than it happens after the end of "January, 1960".
Beta: The absolutely terrifying, but entirely awesome, [info]perverse_idyll who likely only just managed to refrain from suggesting a remedial grammar course and forced me to add even more porn.

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Worth Watching )