Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title:I'm Having A Vision
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150
Characters: Sirius/Remus, Peter (James was off trying to impress Lily)
Summary: Sirius finds his inner eye.
Prompt: Vision of a Kiss by B52s
Beta: plynn78
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( I'm Having A Vision )

Title: One Last Walk
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-d Shore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Warnings: I cried when I wrote this, knowing how everything turns out.
Notes: MWPP 7th year
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One Last Walk

One last walk on the shore;
Arm in arm, Marauders four.
As war draws near
We fight past our fear.
Loyal friends forevermore.

Title: Runes
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-c Purple Poodles and the Rising Moon
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Sirius is tired of Remus studying and tampers with some runes Remus is trying to translate.
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Runes

Guys, I need help with this rune.
O.W.L.S. are coming soon.
Strangest I've seen--
What couldthis mean?
"Purple poodles and the rising moon."

Title: Honeyduke's finest
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 43-b Honeyduke's finest
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Warnings: Improper use of suffixes.
Notes: It's Moony's birthday and the rest of the Marauders want to get him a present.
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Honeyduke's Finest

As mates go, Moony's the divine-est.
He even tries to refine us.
To celebrate his day
In a most special way
Will require loads of Honeyduke's Finest.

Title: Wormtail's Troubles
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-a "Never trust anything that thinks for itself when you cannot see where it keeps its brain"--Arthur Weasley in CoS
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, pimp!cane
Notes: I think this was not a piece of advice exclusive to the Weasley household. I had to throw in the pimp!cane because, well, I just did. :p Anyway, Sirius is the one who reports Wormtail's problems to the others.
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Wormtail's Troubles

Wormtail's in trouble again.
Being beaten by Malfoy's cane.
It told him he'd look smart
If he found it's hidden part--

(MPP yell)
Don't trust things if you can't see their brains!

Title: Guilt and Grief
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #40 Grief
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Notes: PoA Era
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Guilt and Grief

New freedom brings little relief;
Still haunted by guilt and by grief.
But I've picked up the scent;
My strength's far from spent.
Peter, your days will be brief.

Title: Which Hex?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #31 Water
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape
Notes: James and Lily enjoy a romantic swim, but there's a Snape lurking in water nearby.
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Which Hex?

Wormtail, look down in the water.
See Snivellus? That lousy rotter!
Which hex shall I serve
That bigoted perv,
For spying on Evans and Potter?

Title: Passes for Glasses?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #28 Broken Glasses
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Early first year, before MWPP discover all the passages out of the school to Hogsmeade.
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Passes for Glasses?

Professor, may we please have some passes?
We need to help James buy new glasses.
Peter had some notions,
Experimented in potions--
And they melted in masses of gasses.

Title: Eternal Glory
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 19 Eternal Glory
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Notes: 7th year. Marauders have a few butterbeers *cough* and remember the good times.
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Eternal Glory

For generations they'll retell our story:
How we brilliantly pursued our quarry.
No missed opportunity-
We Marauded with impunity.
Yes, we're destined for eternal glory!

Title: Appeasing Moony
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #11 Fizzing Whizzbees
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Misuse of limerick rhyme scheme.
Notes: Sirius has made Remus angry *again* and wants to make amends.
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Appeasing Moony

Moony's angry, I need to appease.
He acts like I'm covered in fleas.
Fanged Frisbees?
Fizzing Whizzbees?
Or me, on bended knees?

Title: Bloody Sunlight
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #9 sunlight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Moony is in the hospital wing with Madame Pomfrey)
Notes: The morning after a particularly difficult full moon.
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Bloody Sunlight

"Someone block that cursed window.
Bloody sunlight's causing me woe,"
Sirius moaned.
Pete and James groaned,
"We're in the same state, don'tchaknow?"

Title: A Gift for Mum
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #2 Charing Cross Road
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: The boys got together during the summer. After spending a day in Muggle London, Sirius decided he wanted to buy his dear Mum a present.
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A Gift for Mum

Here we are, Charing Cross Road.
What say we take off a load?
Pop in at the Cauldron,
Drain a pint for fun.
Then we'll surprise Mum with this toad.

Title:Never At Peace
Prompt: Revenge
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:R
Form:Poetry
Word Count 207
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Warnings Extreme violence including sodomy, dismemberment, and death
Notes: PoA Era, Dark.
Comments Give peace


( Never at Peace )
Never at Peace


I awake in the still of the night

Consumed by nightmares of his treachery.

My grey eyes search him out by pale moonlight.

With low fierce growls, I stalk his every move.

My hot breath pursues his cowardly flight.

Run Peter! Worthless rat, he cannot hide.

No filthy hole will escape my keen sight.

Know when I find him the end won't be quick.

See this broom my murderous hand grips tight?

It will penetrated him. No pleasure…pain.

Tissues rip, tear, bleed. I pound with all my might.

See him grovel? Hear him whimper? Coward.


Next he'll feel fierce pain of my vengeful bite.

Watch, horrified as I tear off his feet.

Listen to his pitiful screams. Despite

his begging, I take his hands next. The

bones break with a sickening crack. Invite

confession of unforgivable sins

before I tear out his tongue to quiet

him who has caused so much pain in my life.

Chokes down his own blood. His final diet.

Smell death enter as he grows weaker, pales,

and stills. There's no joy in this kill despite

how much he deserved it. Nothing can change

the truth buried deep in my broken heart.

My trust in him tore the Marauders apart.

Title:Marauders
Prompt: none
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13 underage drinking
Form: Poetry: Limerick of 6 stanzas
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Stanza's 1-4 from each Marauder's pov. Stanza 5 all. Stanza 6 Sirius.
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( Marauders  )