Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Did you see what I did?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #46 Did you see what I did?
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: limerick
Characters:Sirius POV MWPP
Notes: (Confessions really) I totally made up the word skrill to get a rhyme. After that I did google it though. Hee!
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Did you see what I did?

Guys! Did you see what I did?
McGonagall nearly blew her lid
When Snivelly's quill
Turned into a skrill,
Then scurried up his nose and hid!

Title: What is he?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #45 Inferius
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius contemplates on Snape.
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What is he?

Sniv's pasty even when furious.
This, dear mates, has me curious.
Could the pale prat
Not be part bat--
But instead some sort of Inferius?

Title: One Last Walk
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-d Shore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Warnings: I cried when I wrote this, knowing how everything turns out.
Notes: MWPP 7th year
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One Last Walk

One last walk on the shore;
Arm in arm, Marauders four.
As war draws near
We fight past our fear.
Loyal friends forevermore.

Title: Runes
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-c Purple Poodles and the Rising Moon
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Sirius is tired of Remus studying and tampers with some runes Remus is trying to translate.
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Runes

Guys, I need help with this rune.
O.W.L.S. are coming soon.
Strangest I've seen--
What couldthis mean?
"Purple poodles and the rising moon."

Title: Honeyduke's finest
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 43-b Honeyduke's finest
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Warnings: Improper use of suffixes.
Notes: It's Moony's birthday and the rest of the Marauders want to get him a present.
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Honeyduke's Finest

As mates go, Moony's the divine-est.
He even tries to refine us.
To celebrate his day
In a most special way
Will require loads of Honeyduke's Finest.

Title: Wormtail's Troubles
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-a "Never trust anything that thinks for itself when you cannot see where it keeps its brain"--Arthur Weasley in CoS
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, pimp!cane
Notes: I think this was not a piece of advice exclusive to the Weasley household. I had to throw in the pimp!cane because, well, I just did. :p Anyway, Sirius is the one who reports Wormtail's problems to the others.
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Wormtail's Troubles

Wormtail's in trouble again.
Being beaten by Malfoy's cane.
It told him he'd look smart
If he found it's hidden part--

(MPP yell)
Don't trust things if you can't see their brains!

Title: Nose in a Book
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #37 Book
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Marauder mischief. Peter is the one who speaks.
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Nose in a Book

"Hey mates, over there! Look!
Snivellus, with is nose in a book."
The Marauders moved in,
Wormtail started to grin
As Pads turned Sniv's nose into a hook.

Title: Slimy Slytherin
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 34 Parselmouth
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius Pov. Mutual hatred mode.
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Slimy Slytherin

Slimy Slytherin scum through and through;
I despise him with hatred true.
Can't wait to hex him,
Anything to vex him.
Bet he's a Parselmouth too.

Title: Our Castle
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 32 Castle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Sirius is sick of the prejudice against werewolves and the toll it takes on his Moony.
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Our Castle

Moony, let's leave all this hassle.
I'm going to buy us a castle.
We won't miss a thing,
There you'll be King!
(And I'll be your favorite vassal.)

Title: Which Hex?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #31 Water
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape
Notes: James and Lily enjoy a romantic swim, but there's a Snape lurking in water nearby.
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Which Hex?

Wormtail, look down in the water.
See Snivellus? That lousy rotter!
Which hex shall I serve
That bigoted perv,
For spying on Evans and Potter?

Title: Friends with Benefits
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #29 L'amitie by Pablo Picasso
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/James
Notes: James is a bit worried about his close relationship with Sirius when he still loves Lily.
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Friends with Benefits


Hey there's no need to fear.
We've pass to an new frontier.
Just friends with benefits,
There'll be no regrets.
That's all that's going on here.

Title: Passes for Glasses?
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #28 Broken Glasses
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Early first year, before MWPP discover all the passages out of the school to Hogsmeade.
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Passes for Glasses?

Professor, may we please have some passes?
We need to help James buy new glasses.
Peter had some notions,
Experimented in potions--
And they melted in masses of gasses.

Title: The Prank
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 27 The point of no return
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Snape, Sirius, Moony
Notes: Title pretty much says it all.
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The Prank

To know Moony's mystery, Snivellus did yearn.
The dangers he did not discern
When Sirius Black
Sent him to the Shack--
And he neared the point of no return.

Title: Divination
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #25 Divination
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius
Notes: Sirius knows himself quite well.
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Divination

I'm horrible at Divination.
Guess I lack proper motivation.
If we used these powers
To peek through the showers,
Then I'd be filled with elation.

Title: Forgetfulness
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #24 Remembrall
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Remus
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Forgetfulness

Boy was Moony mad.
Called me an arrogant cad.
I'll be certain next fall,
To bring a Remembrall.
Forgetting our date was quite bad.

Title: Let's Remember
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 23 Obliviate
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Severus
Notes: MWPP Era. They've just shared a mutually satisfying, yet utterly surprising kiss. Candy to anyone who writes a ficlet or poem about how they wound up in this situation.
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Let's Remember

No Sev, don't use Obliviate.
I like seeing us both in this state.
I want to remember
This day in December
We shared something more than sheer hate.

Title: Blasphemy in the Fountain
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #17 Fountain
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP Era None really, but James and Sirius did this.
Notes: Fed up with the discrimination against werewolves, James and Sirius break into the Ministry of Magic for their own form of protest.
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Blasphemy in the Fountain

Something's amiss at the ministry.
Whispers of scandalous travesty.
There, in the fountain;
Atop a small mountain
Is a werewolf for all to see.

Title: Brilliant!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #14 The Cloak of Invisibility
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Sirius is the one who speaks.)
Notes: I really wondered if James would have had the cloak in his possession at 11. Then I decided Dumbledore gave it to Harry at that age, so why not. This is all for giggles anyway.
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Brilliant!

"It's the most brilliant thing ever, Jamie!"
The Marauders all nodded with glee.
As they watched the first year
Completely disappear
Under his Cloak of Invisibility.

Title: What's the Point?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 13 "Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"--Viktor Krum
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James (Sirius/James if you choose to interpret it that way. I do.)
Notes: Siri-fied Viktor's quote. Sirius only agreed to play Quidditch to help his love life. (Like he needed help.)
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What's the Point?

What's the point of playing Quidditch?
When in my plan there's a hitch.
How can I score?
After practice I'm sore.
And Hooch says don't snog on the Pitch!

Title: Appeasing Moony
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #11 Fizzing Whizzbees
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Misuse of limerick rhyme scheme.
Notes: Sirius has made Remus angry *again* and wants to make amends.
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Appeasing Moony

Moony's angry, I need to appease.
He acts like I'm covered in fleas.
Fanged Frisbees?
Fizzing Whizzbees?
Or me, on bended knees?