Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Why Alice shagged Sirius
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:100
Characters: Alice, Lily (previous Alice/Sirius )
Warnings: No actual smut
Notes: I'm working random lines from songs and movies I like into various HP drabbles.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks: to plynn78 for the uberquick beta.



Why Alice Shagged Sirius

"Alice!" whispered Lily in a scandalized tone.

Alice nibbled a piece of bacon, "What can I say Lily, I need a shag to clear my mind before exams."

Lily nodded, "I know, but Sirius Black?" She shuddered, making a face before continuing. "What about Frank Longbottom?" she asked. "I thought you fancied him."

"I do, Lily," Alice agreed. "But he's the type a girl dates, not shags for fun."

"Why Sirius?" Lily asked pointedly. "He's arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, and doesn't have a sincere bone in his body."

Alice grinned, "You're wrong on one count, Lil. His lust is so sincere."

Title: Birthdays and Broomsticks
Prompt:Little Harry, riding his broom around the house, any genre
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: G, fluff
Word Count: ~2100
Characters: Harry, Lily, James, Bathilda Bagshot, and a broomstick sent by one Sirius Black
Warnings: Ugly vases destroyed, a cat unintentionally terrorized, a one-year-old with vocabulary and enunciation that are a wee bit advanced for the sake of easier reading.
Notes: written for Negroperro as part of the Holiday Exchange on Immeritus.
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Birthdays and Broomsticks )

Title: Rose Tint My World
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,300~
Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Potter
Warnings: impending/ implied infidelity
Notes: HP/ Rocky Horror Picture Show combination. Not a true crossover as it's HP characters dressing as RHPS characters. Opening uses wording directly from RHPS.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse and the Rockyverse are not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks plynn78 for the fantastic beta. Twice even!


( Let the Floorshow Begin!  )

oops! Forgot to post this one with the rest...

Title: Mischievous Fire
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 33 Fire
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Lily (not really)
Notes: Lily and James just got engaged. Sirius is a bit tipsy and very silly. :D
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Mischievous Fire

Grey eyes blaze with mischievous fire-
"Come on Evans, you're a terrible liar.
So you're wearing Prongs' ring;
Don't mean a thing.
You know it's me you desire!"

Title: Fairy Rings
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #38 Circle
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters:Remus/Sirius, Lily, baby!Harry
Notes: James is off on assignment for the first time since Harry's birth. Remus and Sirius hang about to keep Lily company. (And because James wanted to be certain she was safe.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Fairy Rings

Moony, lay with us in this ring.
A Fairy Circle's a magical thing.
We can lay here for hours,
Watching Lily pick flowers.
And if Harry wakes, you'll get to sing.

Title: Which Hex?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #31 Water
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape
Notes: James and Lily enjoy a romantic swim, but there's a Snape lurking in water nearby.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



Which Hex?

Wormtail, look down in the water.
See Snivellus? That lousy rotter!
Which hex shall I serve
That bigoted perv,
For spying on Evans and Potter?

Title: It was Just a Couple of Bars
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #16 Stars
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Sirius-Lily
Notes: The boys overdid the Bachelor Party sometime just before Lily and James' wedding. As the best man, Lily's holding Sirius responsible. At least until James regains consciousness.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


It was Just a Couple of Bars

Oi! Evans, you made me see stars.
I hope it doesn't leave scars.
That was really uncalled for.
Now my cheek's all sore.
We just stopped at a couple of bars!

Title: True
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: crude language, hard ons
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


(  True )

Title:Rumors
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily, rumored Sirius/Remus
Warnings: possible shagging and infidelity
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


(  Rumors )

Title: Waiting
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: horny!sirius
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


(  Waiting )

Title: Outstanding
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, 2 stanza limerick
Characters: Lily/James, Lily/Sirius
Warnings: infidelity, masturbation, bragging of prowess in oral sex
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are outstanding!


(  Outstanding )

Title: Good Boy
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: hard R?
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Lily/Snuffles
Warnings: bestiality, oral sex
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love
Good Boy

(  Good Boy )

Title: Atop the Astronomy Tower
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poem, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily and in second version Sirius/Remus
Warnings: groping, fondling, orgasm
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


(  Atop the Astronomy Tower )

Title: Stolen Moments
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings: infidelity
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


( Stolen Moments )

Title: I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Lily, Sirius POV
Warnings desired BDSM,
Notes:
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments:Are made of awesome


( I'm Bored or Cruel to Be Kind )

Title: Lucky Me!
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Lily/James
Warnings: het threesome, silly names for body parts, curling toes
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: Curl my toes too.


( Lucky Me! )