Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Why Alice shagged Sirius
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:100
Characters: Alice, Lily (previous Alice/Sirius )
Warnings: No actual smut
Notes: I'm working random lines from songs and movies I like into various HP drabbles.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks: to plynn78 for the uberquick beta.



Why Alice Shagged Sirius

"Alice!" whispered Lily in a scandalized tone.

Alice nibbled a piece of bacon, "What can I say Lily, I need a shag to clear my mind before exams."

Lily nodded, "I know, but Sirius Black?" She shuddered, making a face before continuing. "What about Frank Longbottom?" she asked. "I thought you fancied him."

"I do, Lily," Alice agreed. "But he's the type a girl dates, not shags for fun."

"Why Sirius?" Lily asked pointedly. "He's arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, and doesn't have a sincere bone in his body."

Alice grinned, "You're wrong on one count, Lil. His lust is so sincere."

I dunno what happened, but these popped out a while back and I never typed them out. They're really not all that great, but they're not all that awful either. :) (Well, they are but I'm posting anyway.)

1) A clerihew: G Edward/Bella

Edward Cullen
Dazzling, but sullen
Vegetarian vampire
Bella lit his fire


2) *gasp* *shock* a limerick PG Edward/Fangirls

There once was a vampire named Ed
Breathtakingly handsome, undead
Fangirls all a twitter
While he dazzles like glitter
And dream of him snuggled in bed



A/N: Is there something terribly wrong with shortening Edward to Ed? It feels terribly NOT Edward like at all. I think that's why I waited to post. :p