Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Cheaters Sometimes Prosper
Author: dead_sexydexy
Recipient: aragolas aka moonanddogstar for a drabble meme
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 138
Characters: Snape/Black
Warnings: dub con, mild BDSM, oral sex
Notes:OotP Era. Sirius Cheats at poker. Inspired by this Nickelback song.
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Cheaters Sometimes Prosper )

Title: Understanding
Author: dead_sexydexy
Recipient: aragolas
Rating: R
Word Count: 158
Characters: Edward/Carlisle
Warnings: dazzling vampires, oral sex, infidelity
Notes:How could I resist a challenge? Especially one this yummy?
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Understanding )

Title: Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG, Gen!
Form: drabble
Word Count: 100
Characters: Sirius, McGonagall
Notes:Inspired by this Guns N' Roses song.
Summary: Even when he does his homework, Sirius can't stay out of trouble.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay )

Title: Why Alice shagged Sirius
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:100
Characters: Alice, Lily (previous Alice/Sirius )
Warnings: No actual smut
Notes: I'm working random lines from songs and movies I like into various HP drabbles.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks: to plynn78 for the uberquick beta.



Why Alice Shagged Sirius

"Alice!" whispered Lily in a scandalized tone.

Alice nibbled a piece of bacon, "What can I say Lily, I need a shag to clear my mind before exams."

Lily nodded, "I know, but Sirius Black?" She shuddered, making a face before continuing. "What about Frank Longbottom?" she asked. "I thought you fancied him."

"I do, Lily," Alice agreed. "But he's the type a girl dates, not shags for fun."

"Why Sirius?" Lily asked pointedly. "He's arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, and doesn't have a sincere bone in his body."

Alice grinned, "You're wrong on one count, Lil. His lust is so sincere."

Title:Something Old, Something New
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Word Count100
Characters:Bellatrix/Narcissa
Warnings incest, infidelity, oral sex
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


( Something Old, Something New )

Title: Beg for it
Prompt: Knife Play
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:R
Word Count 100
Characters:Sirius/Bellatrix
Warnings incest, knife play
Notes: Prompt from 2008_drabble. I couldn't write on that day, but I couldn't pass up the wonderful tables either.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments are love

( Beg for it )

Holy crap! I haven't posted since mid-December. I hate real life. Really.


Title:He Swore on the Rising Moon

Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Characters:SS/RB, SB
Warnings: boy!sex, voyeurism
Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Comments: are love, concrit is orgasmic--- and I like it rough.

( He Swore on the Rising Moon )