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Oct. 6th, 2009

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[info]hp_unfaithful All Re-Mixed Up Challenge Entry

Title: Stolen Moments (This Whirlwind) (Hermione/Draco)
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Summary Was lame and a better one will be put here before posting.
Established Pairings Draco/Astoria, Hermione/Ron
Infidelity Pairing Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Genre: Angst-ish Shakespearian Sonnet
Warnings: infidelity
Notes: Draco's POV
Original Story: This Whirlwind by [info]nightfalltwen


Stolen Moments )

Oct. 4th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

Inexplicable Peace Harry-Snape G

Title: Inexplicable Peace
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G
Word Count: 510
Characters: Harry Potter / memory of Severus Snape (Pretty Gen, slash if you squint. I squint.)
Notes: Post DH
Summary  Harry honors the memory of Severus Snape
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Beta: [info]plynn78


Inexplicable Peace )
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Oct. 1st, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

On Death; Remus Lupin PG Poetry

Title: On Death
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Characters: Remus Lupin
Notes: After the first war, Remus' thoughts on death.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Also, don't own anything from the B-52s. Several lines are pulled from their lyrics.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


On Death )
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Aug. 30th, 2009

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Ficlet: I'm Having a Vision; Sirius/Remus PG

Title:I'm Having A Vision
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150
Characters: Sirius/Remus, Peter (James was off trying to impress Lily)
Summary: Sirius finds his inner eye.
Prompt: Vision of a Kiss by B52s
Beta: [info]plynn78
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




I'm Having A Vision )

Aug. 16th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

I Hate My Life; Sirius, R Filk

Title: I Hate My Life
Original Lyrics: Hate My Life by Theory of a Deadman. read or listen/watch
Prompt: Filk written for the I'd Never Forget Your Birthday challenge at immeritus.org
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: R
Form: Filk (song parody)
Characters: Sirius
Warnings: language, sexual content in 'outtakes'
Summary Sirius is stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place and bitter. Who can blame him?
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Don't own Theory of a Deadman or Hate My Life either.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


I Hate My Life )
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Aug. 7th, 2009

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He's at Hogwarts... poetry, PG

PIMP:This is my entry for the: I Would NEVER Forget Your Birthday! Fanfic and Poetry Challenge
at Immeritus in celebration of Immy's birthday. If you've never been to the site, it is THE Sirius Black Fan Club. It's chock full of Art,FanFic, Poetry, discussion, and fantastic people. /pimp

Title: He's at Hogwarts
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form:poetry
Characters:Sirius
Notes: This poem is inspired by PoA Chapter 19--The Servant of Lord Voldemort:

Harry remembered what Mr. Weasley had told Mrs. Weasley. "The guards say he's been talking in his sleep…always the same words…'He's at Hogwarts.'"

"It was as if someone had lit a fire in my head, and the dementors couldn't destroy it….It wasn't a happy feeling.. it was an obsession…but it gave me strength, it cleared my mind."


Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


He's at Hogwarts… )
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Jun. 7th, 2009

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Cheaters Sometimes Prosper; Snape/Black drabble, R

Title: Cheaters Sometimes Prosper
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Recipient: [info]aragolas aka moonanddogstar for a drabble meme
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 138
Characters: Snape/Black
Warnings: dub con, mild BDSM, oral sex
Notes:OotP Era. Sirius Cheats at poker. Inspired by this Nickelback song.
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Cheaters Sometimes Prosper )

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Stargazing: ficlet, Sirius/OFC. PG-13 to soft R

Title: Stargazing
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Recipient: [info]duck_or_rabbit (For a silly drabble meme.)
Rating: PG-13 or supersoft R
Word Count: 300
Characters: Sirius/OFC (Heather McKenzie), Dumbledore
Summary:Sirius comes up with a new use for graph parchment
Prompt: Sirius, graph parchment
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Stargazing )
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May. 20th, 2009

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Twilight Drabble: Understanding Edward/Carlisle, R

Title: Understanding
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Recipient: [info]aragolas
Rating: R
Word Count: 158
Characters: Edward/Carlisle
Warnings: dazzling vampires, oral sex, infidelity
Notes:How could I resist a challenge? Especially one this yummy?
Beta: plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Understanding )

May. 10th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay; PG

Title: Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG, Gen!
Form: drabble
Word Count: 100
Characters: Sirius, McGonagall
Notes:Inspired by this Guns N' Roses song.
Summary: Even when he does his homework, Sirius can't stay out of trouble.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Sirius Black and the Mother's Day Essay )

May. 7th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

Can i haz a drabble? YESS!!!!1!!

I got a drabble from [info]blue_siofra as part of that 10 drabble meme that's going around.

It is incredibly wonderful and I love it very much. I'm always amazed at how different her fics are from the norm (whatever that is) and from each other. *snuggles*


Title: Footnotes
Author: [info]blue_siofra
Rating: PG
Characters: Molly Weasley
Gift for: [info]dead_sexydexy
Beta: smirking_muse
Summary: Footnotes in history
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Apr. 30th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

Why Alice Shagged Sirius; drabble PG-13

Title: Why Alice shagged Sirius
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:100
Characters: Alice, Lily (previous Alice/Sirius )
Warnings: No actual smut
Notes: I'm working random lines from songs and movies I like into various HP drabbles.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks: to [info]plynn78 for the uberquick beta.



Why Alice Shagged Sirius


"Alice!" whispered Lily in a scandalized tone.

Alice nibbled a piece of bacon, "What can I say Lily, I need a shag to clear my mind before exams."

Lily nodded, "I know, but Sirius Black?" She shuddered, making a face before continuing. "What about Frank Longbottom?" she asked. "I thought you fancied him."

"I do, Lily," Alice agreed. "But he's the type a girl dates, not shags for fun."

"Why Sirius?" Lily asked pointedly. "He's arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, and doesn't have a sincere bone in his body."

Alice grinned, "You're wrong on one count, Lil. His lust is so sincere."

Apr. 29th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

Twilight Poems

I dunno what happened, but these popped out a while back and I never typed them out. They're really not all that great, but they're not all that awful either. :) (Well, they are but I'm posting anyway.)

1) A clerihew: G Edward/Bella

Edward Cullen
Dazzling, but sullen
Vegetarian vampire
Bella lit his fire


2) *gasp* *shock* a limerick PG Edward/Fangirls

There once was a vampire named Ed
Breathtakingly handsome, undead
Fangirls all a twitter
While he dazzles like glitter
And dream of him snuggled in bed



A/N: Is there something terribly wrong with shortening Edward to Ed? It feels terribly NOT Edward like at all. I think that's why I waited to post. :p

Apr. 22nd, 2009

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[info]sirius_news needs some editors!

pimp

Editor Search
[info]sirius_news is looking for a couple of Sirius fans to join our team. If you're interested in having a little more Sirius in your life and an extra hour or so one night a week, pick up an application and ask any questions you may have here.


[info]sirius_news friends and watchers, please feel free to pimp our search in your own journals as well!

/pimp

Jan. 31st, 2009

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fic: Birthdays and Broomsticks G, Harry, James, Lily

Title: Birthdays and Broomsticks
Prompt:Little Harry, riding his broom around the house, any genre
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G, fluff
Word Count: ~2100
Characters: Harry, Lily, James, Bathilda Bagshot, and a broomstick sent by one Sirius Black
Warnings: Ugly vases destroyed, a cat unintentionally terrorized, a one-year-old with vocabulary and enunciation that are a wee bit advanced for the sake of easier reading.
Notes: written for Negroperro as part of the Holiday Exchange on Immeritus.
Beta: [info]plynn78
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Birthdays and Broomsticks )

[info]dead_sexydexy

Fic: Welcome to Eternity Sirius/Severus; NC-17

Title:Welcome to Eternity
Prompt:Sirius/Severus --what happens when the two meet in the afterlife?
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2300
Characters: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Warnings: frottage, semen ingestion
Notes:Written for [info]aragolas as part of the Holiday Exchange on Immeritus.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Welcome to Eternity )

Dec. 28th, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

Recs from Immeritus

 Posting in the 2nd Immeritus Christmas Exchange has been going on for several days now and I've totally failed to properly pimp all the goodness.  I've given short summaries of what's been posted so far.  Go!  Read!  Click over to the sign-up/ comments threads and leave a little feedback if you like something! (Those who are not currently Immeritus board members will need to register in order to comment, but it's pretty non-scary. Otherwise, feel free to leave feedback here, and I'll make sure the authors/artists/poets get the feedback love.)   If you're really adventurous, scroll through the list of participants and be ready to guess who did what for whom when posting ends! 

The G to PG-13 art forum has one super fabbity piece right now.  

Night Roamers-- features a very smexxy**, yet G rated and totally worksafe Sirius, along with a certain motorbike.  The attention to detail throughout kills me ded.   ** The smexxy could just be me and my tendency to think pretty much anything with Sirius is smexxy. ; ) 

The G to PG-13 fic forum currently houses 3 lovely stories.    All of these are short and sweet and well worth your time, if you're into Marauder Era.  

Peevela--  MWPP are up to no good when they decide to play a Christmas prank on Filch.  

True Happiness--  A heartwarming ficlet featuring  Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily.  Sirius is uncharacteristically serious and it makes me love him even more. (If that is indeed possible.)

Libera Delicia--  Delightful story in which a girl dares play hard to get with Sirius, complete with Marauderish pranks, backfires, and a lovely ending. 


The G to PG-13 Poetry has 2  poems for your reading pleasure. 

Chocolate Cake-- This one has a bit of a story frame to go with a sonnet Remus Lupin has written to, you guessed it, Chocolate Cake.

My 'Friend'--   A beautiful poem about Severus Snape's love for Lily Evans.   (It's enough to make me sigh for the greasy git-- and I tend to find his 'devotion' to be on the obsessive stalker creepy side, normally.) 


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Dec. 24th, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

You're a Mean One, Voldemort; filk, PG

Title:You're a Mean One Voldemort
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form: filk (song parody)
Word Count 214
Characters: Voldemort
Warnings Rather silly
Notes: Any unfamiliar creatures were pulled from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them. Inspiration also drawn from dishes served at Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday Party.
Comments: are love
Listen: To You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch. (It can be difficult to sing along at times because of differences in rhyme schemes and some rather dodgy rhythms on my part. I think it helps to at least get the tune into one's head before you try to sing it, if you're so inclined.)

You're a Mean One, Voldemort

You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are a skrewt.
You're as cuddly as dragon,
You're as charming as a newt.
Voldemort.

You're maggoty haggis,
In a slimy black bowl.

You're a monster, Voldemort.
Your heart's an empty hole.
You're brain is full of death threats,
You've gone and ripped your soul.
Voldemort.

I wouldn't join you if faced with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot troll.

You're a vile one, Voldemort.
You scare Dementors with your kiss.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a hungry Basilisk
Voldemort.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the hungry Basilisk.


You're a foul one, Voldemort.
You're a sentient heap of gunk.
Your heart is full of angry knarls,
Your soul's locked in a trunk.
Voldemort.

The three words that best describe you
are, and I quote: "Psycho. Evil. Punk."

You want Potter, Voldemort.
You're the king of pureblood snots.
Your heart's a putrid rotting shrake
with acid-y green spots,
Voldemort.

Your soul is a barren waste land split seven times
by performing the most deplorable acts of evil
magic imaginable,
hidden away in secret spots.

You infuriate me, Voldemort.
With a fury super-fur-ious.
You're an insane overlordy
And you'll never be my boss.
Voldemort.

You're a three decker doxy and boomslang sandwich
with asphodel sauce.

Nov. 30th, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

Rose Tint My World Fic Lily-Sirius, PG-13

Title: Rose Tint My World
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,300~
Characters: Sirius Black, Lily Potter
Warnings: impending/ implied infidelity
Notes: HP/ Rocky Horror Picture Show combination. Not a true crossover as it's HP characters dressing as RHPS characters. Opening uses wording directly from RHPS.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse and the Rockyverse are not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks [info]plynn78 for the fantastic beta. Twice even!


Let the Floorshow Begin!  )

Oct. 31st, 2008

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Family Traditions; Lucius, Draco G

Title: Family Traditions
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: G
Word Count: 575~
Characters: Lucius, Draco
Warnings: Gen Fluff! Though posted on October 31, it has nothing at all do do with Halloween.
Summary: On Draco's 5th birthday, Lucius introduces him to a Malfoy Tradition
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



Family Traditions


Lucius Malfoy strode confidently down Diagon alley, his cane clicked on the cobblestones in tandem with his shiny black boots. His head was lifted high and proud as he made his way through the dim light of The Leaky Cauldron. Beside him, his young son Draco did his best to mimic his father’s every move.

This was Draco’s first time out on a Muggle street. He was terribly excited, but a little scared. He’d heard you could catch terrible diseases from Muggles. Things like Chicken Pops. If you caught Chicken Pops, chickens would pop right out of your skin by the hundreds. He looked up at his father’s angular face. Lucius’ face was fixed in a contemptuous sneer as he looked down his nose at the Muggles passing by, but Draco saw no hint of fear. If his father wasn’t afraid, then Draco wouldn’t be either. He jutted his jaw out a little farther.

“Where are we going, Father?” he asked. He’d already asked at least twenty times since he got up and knew he probably shouldn’t do so again, but he couldn’t help himself.

“Patience Draco,” Lucius reminded with an indulgent smile. “You will find out soon enough.”

They walked quickly through the London streets until they reached a small park. Muggle children were everywhere. Draco saw several kids throwing a Frisbee. How boring, he thought, it didn’t even have fangs. Lucius motioned for Draco to follow him out of sight behind a large boxwood hedge.

“Draco, do you know what today is?” he asked in his drawling voice.

“Yes Father,” Draco replied, beaming. “It’s my 5th birthday.”

“That’s right, son,” Lucius nodded. He continued in a solemn tone, “A fifth birthday is a very special occasion for a young man.”

Draco nodded in agreement, trying to look very wise and grown up.

“There is a tradition in the Malfoy family, Draco,” Lucius said as he pulled a long rectangular box from his robe pocket. It was wrapped in emerald green paper. Silver snakes slithered across it in parallel lines. In his eagerness, Draco immediately reached for the present.

Holding it just out of Draco’s reach, Lucius chided his son, “You must learn to wait patiently. No matter how much you want something, never let anyone else know.”

Draco looked down at his feet. “Yes Sir,” he mumbled.

Lucius knelt in front of Draco and pushed the boy’s chin up with his forefinger. Giving him a small, reassuring smile he said, “A Malfoy never ever drops his chin.”

Draco grinned and jutted his pointed chin up with pride, “Yes Sir!”

“Here you go,” Lucius said, handing Draco the package with a chuckle.

Draco tore open the paper and lifted the lid on the box to find a small wooden wand inside. He looked up at his father in awe, “For me? Is it real?”

Lucius nodded, “Every Malfoy is presented his first junior wand at age five.”

Draco threw his arms around Lucius and buried his face in his father’s mane of white blonde hair, “Thank you father.”

Lucius wrapped his long arms around his son, closing his eyes as he savored the rite of passage. It seemed only yesterday Draco was a baby, snuggled in Cissy’s arms as she rocked him to sleep. When he inhaled deeply enough, Lucius thought he could find the tiniest hint of that baby scent still lingering in his son’s hair.

“What will you teach me first, Father?” Draco asked earnestly after Lucius released him.

“To hex Muggles, of course.”
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