9/09/09.

09ers RULE!

Kay, party at the Grand to celebrate my first year here like a week prematurely.

Cookies and blowjobs, as well as booze and chronic to anyone that shows.

Bring food. We're gonna need tons.

Thanks God. Ball and Chain AND slobberfest in one freaking blink of an eye.

Beav...

Shit.

On a bus, two men with strong accents start a conversation. The lady next to them eavesdrops.

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last time."

"You dirty mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our dirty sex lives in public!" the lady exclaims.

"Hey, what's'a matter for you?" the man exclaims. "I was justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi!"

Hey Ronnie, Fennel, Paco, guys, we should have a single with no kids from our universe or what-the-fuck-ever party!

And dude, Logan and Weevs, we need to have an almost a year since we took out Cappadora party!

GOD I am baked and I LIKE it. So did Katy Perry Girl when I nailed her last night.

WHOO!

Okay, I declare a state of emergency, and all ye who smoke pot and drink should report post-haste to the cabin.

Logan's already out for this one, guys, his kid might be comin', or some shit.

Hahahaha ow.

Shit.

( Logan Man. )

I SAY WE PARTY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

'kay, okay. Shit.

( Cassie. )

All right, so any of you like me that are too lazy to go to the East Coast or anyone that can't, like Preggo, there will be a West coast party at the Neptune Grand in the ballroom, 7 PM to whenever the booze and soda and food runs out.

No costume, no entrance. That's no fun.

Lookin' forward to seeing a bunch of you party animals.

Autumn in Mexico. Sun, sand and surf. Very excited. Blowing off school for the rest of the week, also.

( Laurie )

( ETA: DICK )

Hey Preggo, cute little sister in law of mine, let me steal your life partner for a few days, trip to Tijuana, whaddya say?

You know you wanna bro.

Edit:
Cassidy, you're going with us, no arguments. You need some guy time and we need to teach you why Mexico is the best. Aside from donkey shows, Logan gets all glassy eyed.

IT'S SHIT, DICK.

No one will let me...

FUCKING TRY, ya know?

And now, now I HATE HER.

You know that sweet feeling you get when you have something... say, for example, some really good brownies, but you forget about them. And then one day you stumble upon them again, they are still good, and it's like digging into those brownies all over again? Well this is one of those days!

First I must thanks Dick for being the wonderful 'uncle' he is, for providing those wonderful 'brownies'.

Second, Logan, thanks for always trusting me with the cabin.

So, Cass, let's finish what we started last night, got the best batch of brownies in the world, and the keys to a lake Tahoe cabin - far from any one classified as a 'small child'. Remus, your presence is as much welcome as ever, if you care to join us. You can both bring anyone you like, I know I am forgetting people in this announcement.

Hey, so...

Tess and Logan dumped Little Dick on me. When he goes to bed, I'm stuck. Anyone wanna come over? Logan also gave me something to make the watching of Little Dick easier. I can share. Who's in? Laurie? Sev? Big Brother Dick?

Know what's funny. That old cheesy show Goosebumps is on. We should watch it while enjoying shit.

I never expected having to deal with everything I did. A second chance? This fucking sucks. There's no way I can make up for everything. Too many people I've hurt. 

( Logan and Tess. )