I hate bints who think they can just run people over.

Sigh.


John?

Technology is really bloody weird these days. The best bit, the damned tele.

Does anyone know where I can find John Connor?

Stupid thing isn't--is it working?


I saw the most despicable thing the other day, today too--it's disgusting when a woman wears practically nothing in public, it's unattractive and whorish and women wonder why they get slated so negatively. Cover your damned selves up and stop prancing around like twits. What kind of damned behavior is that? Being modest or conservative is better than acting like a slag.

Twits.

FUCKING PERVERTS.

No, I won't join your crappy organization.

FUCKING BURN IT DOWN.

Hey, anybody wanna go on a picnic with your friends from NAMBLA?

So, I'm going to Egypt.

Not that anyone cares, but that's where I'll be.

Fuck. This sucks. I was on videotape. Maybe I should have paid more attention to what was going on around me. If I ever find out who sent it in.. I had no idea that fight would be in public. I'm not supposed to be public. My mom would totally flip if she was here. I should also say, you can't believe everything you see. But those guys were hassling me. And I couldn't leave the girl there

Well.. fuck it. I guess I'll have to go through with my plan after all. Wasn't planning to do it this so soon, but hey, better late than never. I suppose it's time to transfer to another school. Hopefully, it's not as crime-infested as Los Angeles.

Hey cats and rats, thanks for being so patient with a dear while she wrote, you wouldn't believe the dirt I've got to dish to you!

NOT SO BLIND ITEM!!
I'm sure you've already heard duckies, but it isn't official until Miss Desi has said it! Blind Mag and Adam Monroe have become engaged! Adam plans to gift his newly betrothed with an audition with the London Opera, we're told. That's a man worth keeping! Good for you, sweetness!

What's that Microsoft Paper Clip?

Heavens no! More love in the air!? Well I suppose it was only appropriate for February with Valentine's and all! Arthur and Angela Petrelli plan to renew their vows! Isn't that beautiful? This is what marriage should be like, my little pookies, lasting long and forever celebrated!

Oh but what's this I see, Paperclip?? Dean Winchester seems to have a bone to pick with his old man, John's lady friend, Californian based OBGYN Karen Davis, and that bone seems to be located in his pants! Careful now, puppykins, we suggest you go play with the younger and leaner Slayer, Buffy Summers!

That is, if she thinks she can stand a fight against Anita Blake, one time wife of young Mr. Winchester!

We're all familiar with the SLEW of Sylars runnin' about! But ZMT has picked up on a little love power between the newest edition of Sylars and a pretty little blonde Zapstress. We'll give you a hint, she's not the one that's the mommy of twins. But that's not all my little geese! He also seems to be chasing the skirts of an Italian Mama and an Irish headshrinker, our source puts their money on MILF! What do you all think?

P.S. BLIND ITEM. What cute little unkillable blonde has shacked up with a certain Senator's lookalike? Do we hear wedding bells in the distance?

And speaking of Mr Senator, we wonder what business he has with an Irish guy really late at night. Oh we have our ideas popkins, but we know we have some squeemish readers.

MOST IMPROVED!!
Someone's handed Tesla Echolls a bag of Oreos! The svelte little Mama to Be has packed on a few sturdy pounds and is looking adorable with her almost 8 month along belly! She was snapped earlier this afternoon taking a walk with sister, Keona Guster through some Los Angeles stores. Good thinking LaLa! Reward yourself for working so hard to be healthy with a new pair of shoes!

Oh and you know ZMT loves a good FIGHT! We have a [video] of a certain pair of high schoolers involved in a brawl not too long ago! We don't condone any violence against or involving women, but we have to say John Connor is such a cutie!!

( Last but not least? A fashion PLEASE GOD DONT. )

Though my sensors indicate I am no longer being followed, the sudden appearance of this device is troubling. If it is to be believed, I am no longer where I was. Which then begs the question: where am I?

Could someone give me some thoughts on poisons or venoms? Ones from snakes, if possible.

Good ta be home.....now if I could shake my head ache.

Umm, yeah. Getting trapped in a machine factory or warehouse, not to mention getting my ass kicked and having to kick it in return.. it is just the way I wanted to spend my weekend. No, really. John McDonald loves getting smacked around. Kinda felt like home. The drinks helped afterward, though. Helped a lot.

Oh well. Good that we finally made it out of there, I guess. Anybody else have that happen too? Or is it just me? I'm dying to know. Oops.. wrong choice of words. I suppose it could be thought of as a learning experience. I'd even consider it training for my future role after the war

[message to john conner]

John? It happened.

Just curious.. but is it possible for someone under 18 to go to a firing range without an adult? Technically, I'm 23, I just jumped over eight years back home I mean, there must be some young hunters out there who go a lot, so long as they're responsible. I've been thinking about going there sometime.

Hahahaha ow.

Shit.

[message for john conner only.]

John Conner? I need you.

I need you.

Woah. Am I back?

That was silly. I don't think I've ever been stuck in a pocket dimension before.

What'd I miss?

John, why must we continue to go to school?

I'm sure I could be utilized more effectively if I did not have to.

Completely unacceptable.

Someone had best explain this or I'm just going to assume I can start shooting.

Hmm. Wow, okay! So... kidnapping? I shouldn't be surprised. But I'd think I'd remember if someone used a needle or chloroform and brought me here. Or maybe I just forgot. I had that problem before, you know. Hasn't happened in a while. Unless I just got a superpower and somehow teleported here on my own, but I know that isn't possible since I'm not a freak special.

Dad? Mom? Umm.. anyone, really. I'll listen to anybody that knows something, or can at least pretend they do. Please tell me we haven't moved yet again. I can't imagine why. Dad was still an agent employed, Mom was watching soaps, and my sister was off somewhere looking for colleges or something. Besides.. I don't see any boxes or suitcases around where I am now. And trust me, our family has a lot of stuff.