War Is Coming Communications.

[Dad and Mom]

I know it was weird having us here. And probably one great big surprise. But I want you guys to know you handle it like champs. But then, you always were to me. And it was kind of cool being around for your big day and all. And I guess I should let you know how much I love you. Not a very manly thing to do, but whatever.

Also, Dad? You're going to retire someday. Obviously. But don't worry. Your title will stay in the Trumper line. Promise.

[Fayina]

I know you're probably busy, saying goodbye to your parents and your sister and all but...do you have a few minutes?

This feels weird. Knowing we're going back soon.

You're ridiculous, you know that? But that was cute. Thanks.

I'm confused. Why am I in the medbay and why am I in pain?

What the fuck. Seriously. What the actual fuck. You attack two a kid? And he's said he facilitated it, which I guess means he made someone else do it. Which technically means he's attacked two people.

Not including everyone else he's hurt or just plain pissed off before this. I don't deal with gods a lot, is there anything that can actually be done to stop this guy? And anyway we can, I don't know, make sure he stays out?

[Lucy]

Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. I know it wasn't your fault. You stay with Mom and Dad for a while, and I can go down to the medbay and check on Nadiya if you want.

I love you. But don't let it get to your head, termite. Tomorrow I'll probably just go back to thinking you're a nuisance.

[Fayina]

Hey, I'm sorry about Nadiya. I'm coming down in a few to see her. For Lucy. Do you need anything?

So the website just sent me a 'days till your wedding' thing and I pretty much threw up everywhere
I feel like there's so much to do and there's not really and that's kind of scary in its own way.

Well, it's official. My son officially plays too much like his father. And therefore just beat me royally. No, I will not buy you a celebratory drink.

My daughter also plays too much like her uncle. And I don't mean chess there! But she's talented, so good for her, right?

8 bloody days.

[Freddie, David, & Lucy]

Darcy wanted to know if you'd all like to get together with her and the twins and have a nice dinner out. The older twins, obviously. I think it would be nice, personally, and I could use the distraction. Any of you have any plans that might prevent this from happening because I would totally break down and that would be a bad idea?

[Roger]

I don't know if you had plans for a bachelor party for Freddie, but if you did, it's okay. For the record. I'm not going to go all psycho fiance on you if you do.

My dad makes this face more often than any of us would like.

Also, since I'm at it, Dad, I figured you'd appreciate this. And that's why I ordered it for you. Because I'm awesome.

Also? Andy? You're such a fanboy.

Found a funny book today!



...It's not as mean as it sounds, promise!


And Uncle Roger can I borrow your guitar pretty please? You can even supervise, if you want. I just need to work on a couple songs.

Enjoying our little visit, are we?

Why the hell is everyone filtering against my Dad? What's wrong with all of you, being such bastards?

...wow.

[Charlie]

I haven't met anyone that has mind control besides me, so I think the world is a little safer for it. What about you? Any tiny pyros running around?

Holy shit, guys. Seriously. I just realized my birthday's like, right around the corner. Like, my real one. Like, the day I'm actually born. That's in-bloody-sane! Mom, are you pregnant with me? Can I see? Because that'd be hilarious. Wait, counting months here...nope. Just kidding. Moving on!

Oh, Seal. Why so insane?

Lucy, I've seen your crazy self, where the hell are you?

Yo, Clark, are you here too?


I'm not liking this whole being thrown into the past thing. Mom threatened me with a baseball bat.