War Is Coming Communications.

Public Service Announcement.

If Godzilla rocks up through the seal we blame Kon.

And make him fight it.

Probably while playing oh so dramatic music

That is all, go about  your business

New teeth. That's weird.

You lot can quit panicking over me now. I'm fine. More than fine.

Or maybe you should really start panicking.

I apologize for my less than...polite post upon finding myself here. I am unsure how many of you have heard of us, but I am here to assure you that we mean none of you any harm. We have done horrible things in the past, I will not lie about that, there is no reason to, all we wish here is to rebuild our crumbling relationship as a family.

I also understand, thanks to Elena, that I was here before, but I do not remember such events. If there is anything you feel I need to know about my previous encounter, please do not hesitate to tell me.

One little change. One tiny thing and everything gets so different.

I'm kinda glad you never got another Lexi. I can imagine some horror stories let me tell you.

Anyone wanting to drink to forget, they're on us if you've been switcharooed.

Damon...you...you too. I promise Lee won't set this you on fire.

Okay, so my curiosity got the best of me. What exactly am I like? The other me, I mean. Don't spare the gory details.

I can't stay up long because Martha gets angry when I do but I wanted to say thank you to everybody who was worried. and for those of you who are giving yourself guilt trip and I know you're out there don't. I'm fine now and it's going to be OK well maybe fine is pushing it but I'm alive and that's all that matters. so all of you can quit standing by my bed looking like I'm about to die on you because I'm not that easy to get rid of.

oh and thank you to Clark because without him I don't think this would have gone quite like this. personally I'm a big fan of the blood being in my body.

[ooc: Rose did this all with voice-to-text cause she's still not really feeling up to typing at all. And for the record, I actually voiced the whole entry. Nyah. Any mistakes made were kept!]

[Filtered to friends of Lexi (but not Lexi herself)]

So, my girl's been pretty preoccupied the past couple of weeks. I know she tries to hide it from everyone, but some stuff Lucifer said got to her I know her too well for her to fool me. Think we can do something fun for her?

[Filtered to Peter Vincent]

I think you and I should have a little chat.

[Filtered to Lexi]

Love you, gorgeous girl.

[Lee]

Why did you never tell me you were the Wizard of Oz?! My whole world view is shattered, Lee. Shattered.

[Jeremy]

I adore you, little brother, I love spending all this time with you. But you really need to go make friends. Friends are good.

[Anakin]

Are you okay?

Because I really don't feel like feeding on rats constantly
Glad I read back and see that there's a variety of interesting vampires here and not just Spike

How does one get blood around here without money to buy it from butcher shops?

Its getting nicer outside, the trees are starting to look less bare, anyone else noticed?

[Filtered to friends who are not Enjolras]

He told me he loved me.

I mean, him, his heart has always just been France and now...

I never thought anyone would say that. I accepted it because Marius would never love me like that, but he spoke to me like Marius did to Cosette and I still can't quite believe how lucky I am.

I said it back you see.

[Enjolras]

I haven't ever really gotten this far

What happens now?

[Lee]

We escaped that whole thing suprisingly well. I don't trust it.

[Peter]

I'm coming by tomorrow with hugs, midori and some kind of amazing cake thing I'll buy along the way. You get no say in this. You're being Lexi'd

[Damon]

You were pretty good with Ginger and then with Elena during all that.

Noted. Just thought you'd like to know.

But we're still not okay.

[Katherine]

How're your boys holidng up?

Yep, your boys. You too now have redeeming vamp boys.

They're like angstier Salvatores. Pretty sure the older one is Stefan though, the younger one seems more Damon'y. Hopefully with less stake for the funny feels

I don't know where you two are...but he's here. Klaus. The one I told you about from my world that's out to kill me. I have to leave. I don't know where I'm going, but I can't be here. I can't. He'll kill me.

[Mystic Falls Filter]
Klaus is here. I saw him outside my house. I'm leaving. I don't know where I'm going, but I can't stay here. He can't know I'm here.

Yes this is a who's who and what that means given our various, and I cannot believe I'm saying this, worlds.

I thought it was prudent.

My name is Hal Yorke

[Mitchell]

For now, lets keep my strengths and weaknesses to yours, no sense in them knowing the full extent of the power of an Old One

Not until we know more about them at least

Honestly? Most of you are doing just fine in not drawing attention to us and the official government side of me appreciates that. But now there's a story about a vigilante vampire which I'm going to spin per usual when things like this crop up. All I ask is you guys keep a low profile for a while as I deal with it.

Do all of our dark haired male vampires have an alibi for yesterday at [time of attack/rescue]?

Ladies and gentlemen, there is an announcement to be had because happy things, always with the more happy things!












Yes, we have done many crazy things over the years, but none as crazy as this. Lexi is the love of my life, the gorgeous queen of my heart and she's agreed to actually marry me!

PS: Elena, will you please be my grooms!Elena? Getting in there before Lexi tries to steal you for herself!

I'm running out of excuses to miss work.

[Marguerite and Percy]

Thank you both.

[Eponine]

I'm sorry.

Sooo I'm just gonna say it.

Giant thorn bushes of creepy

What's with them?

[Filtered to Lexi]

So, my love, something occurred to me.

Well, Bed of Roses has been open nearly a month now and we're actually making a good profit! It seems Lawrence really did want a classic rock bar.

Lexi, my gorgeous and wonderful girl, I am proud of us. So, okay, Bon Jovi night tonight?!

So, its possible I made a wish and its possible me and Lee now have a Rock bar.

Its called Bed of Roses, its all the classic rock all the time and its opening on New Years Eve.

Open invite to all of you that y'know, aren't evil/out to kill all vamps ever. And no Damon. You are not allowed around me in proximity to a bar and crowds of people any time soon. I'm cool with you trying and all but yeah...not okay just yet, kay?