War Is Coming Communications.

With Lois gone, I'm taking over the welcoming committee stuff. We could use a few more people, if anyone's interested, since we lost a few other people. It'd be good to have three people on each team and maybe some alternates.

Building: Skye, Seth, Cami, Mona, Myka

Team 1: Rose, Sydney, Lissa
Team 2: Faith, Kirk, Buffy, Gamora
Team 3: Jack, Alaric, Ward, Vicki
Team 4: Thea, Natasha, Ariel, Scorpius
Team 5: Giles, Oliver, Marcel, Bobbi

Monday: Team 1
Tuesday: Team 2
Wednesday: Team 3
Thursday: Team 4
Friday: Team 5
Saturday: alternate weekends (Team 1,2,3)
Sunday: alternate weekends (Team 4,5)

So, this is... What exactly is this? Because I have had my fill of randomly unexplainable hijinks, and it would be nice if it just stopped for a moment so we can have a second to breathe.

Team, sound off. At least tell me I'm not here by myself. I'm not sure I would be able to handle

Bloody This is certainly new Howard Stark, I swear to god, if this is somehow your fault, I'll Deep breaths, Carter

Right then. So, if I am understanding things correctly, I have found myself, through some means, rather a bit ahead of my time. I really ought to be surprised. But at this point, I find there is little in the world that can accomplish that.

Really, all things considered, I must say this is quite extraordinary. Absolutely brilliant, really. Someone come and tell me all about things in this time. And please tell me Howard never managed those horrific flying cars.

Kansas, huh? Well, as much as I really wanted to get dragged out to the midwest for no apparent reason other than some divine seal apparently thinks it's cool to do so, I really have other important shit I'd rather being doing right now.