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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger (king_james) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-01-05 11:45:00

Entry tags:

fred weasley, hermione granger, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, nymphadora tonks, ron weasley, scorpius malfoy, teddy lupin, victoire weasley

No Evil
I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. THAT SAID THAT IT WAS A PERFECTLY SPLENDID PLAN TO KIDNAP THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE CONCERT AND DROP HIM WITH NO RHYME OR REASON IN AMERICA -- KANSAS OF ALL PLACES. THIS IS LOVELY. FUCKING BLOODY LOVELY. IT IS SO BLOODY FUCKING LOVELY THAT I PROMISE NOT TO HEX YOUR BLOODY FUCKING BALLS OFF IF WE GET BACK ON TIME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUGGERING SODS/ THIS ~~STOPPED BEING FUNNY~~ WAS NEVER FUNNY. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BLOODY POINT TO GRYFFINDOR - AND TO HUFFLEPUFF RYERSON - FOR GETTING THAT WEIRD MUGGLE THAT DIRECTED ME INVOLVED. GOOD LOT THAT DID YOU. BLOODY UNHELPFUL HE WAS. WHAT WERE HIS LINES/ TO STARE AT ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME/ THOSE AREN'T LINES MATES THOSE ARE GESTURES AND ~~EFFING DISTURBING ONES AT THAT~~ BLOODY BORING ONES AT THAT. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO EMPHASISE WORDS ON THIS - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE POINT IS IF YOU DON'T COME AND GET ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT ~~SHUT UP IT WORKS FOR AUNT~~ I AM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU. YES. I WENT THERE. I'M NOT SORRY TO DO IT EITHER ALL RIGHT ONLY MILDLY SORRY BUT YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. THE WEIRD SISTERS11 THE SODDING WEIRD SISTERS111 WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ WHERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ ~~GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE MY MUM. IS THIS WHAT NANA MEANT ABOUT 'BECOMING OLDER' I WANT NONE OF IT WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE~~ THEY DON'T SODDING BUGGERING WAIT FOR ANYONE. YOU ARE RUINING OUR CHANCES YOU WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU/ I'M GIVING YOU ~~THREE~~ FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW AND I AM LEAVING WITHOUT THE LOT OF YOU.

AND RYERSON WHY THE TWITTING EVER LOVING MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS IS THIS BLOODY MUGGLE DEVICE YELLING AT ME/ IT'S LIKE A HOWLER BUT WITHOUT THE ACTUAL YELLING. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY REMINISCENT.

WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DROPPED ME AT GRACELAND/ IF YOU WERE GOING TO KIDNAP ME. RIGHT BEFORE OUR BLOODY CONCERT11111 YOU PILLOCKY TITS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE GRACELAND. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. SHITTING KANSAS.

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	triesherbest 2013-01-05 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, darling brother. You might want to stop with all the capitals. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	LILY/ LILY WHY D BLOODY TINY PICTURES. IF I COULD I WOULD BUT IT ISN'T AS IF I PAID THAT MUCH ATTENTION WHILE AUNT HERMIONE TALKED ABOUT THESE COMPUTEY THINGS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps if you had listened the first time then you wouldn't be having these issues now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Is there a light on the button that says Caps Lock? You should push it again so it comes off because your typing is atrocious. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	that does it. How do I do the question marks things/ Seems like false advertisement to me. Oi, it's not like I was doing it on purpose. ~~Aren't you a bit wee to be using words so big/~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	You hold the Shift key down and hit the key with the question mark on it at the same time. And it seems you said you had lessons on it but decided to not pay attention so the fault still lies with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)