War Is Coming Communications.

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Okay. I'd think that this was actually really cool, if I didn't end up in some creepy graveyard, and not torn suddenly from my home. Still, alternate realities are pretty fascinating regardless.

I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Jane Foster.

Alright.

This is officially at the top of the list of strangest things that have ever happened to me. And that's a tough list to top, it really is.

My little brother has fallen to the ninja side.

( Cut for size )

So Torunn. Ninja or pirate?

So...currently Emily is chasing Sam around the garden. Its been 20 minutes. She's toddling along after him shouting 'bang bang'with a teeny little pea shooter splatter gun and gigging like crazy.

I basically woke up to this today

( Emily the Pirate Queen )

[Filtered to Ninja's]

I have a question. Cause I am the ultimate in ninja and can do the whole possession thing, even though I don't cause, y'know, mental trauma and evil and whatnot...

Could I?

Just till we get them all. I could possess a pirate for like five seconds a time, make them paintball their friends or themselves and get out! It could be a thing!

Yes. No. Ruby you are an evil genius. All hail you?

So, let me get this straight.

I'm in Kansas. Because of...magic? And I'm dressed like a ninja for some reason.

Tony, what the hell did you do?

Greetings, Midgardians.

My apologies for not making this post sooner. But, I supposed that the Lady Sif's would suffice.

However, it occurred to me, that I should actually apologise for the storm that occurred on my arrival. I was not happy to be dragged here away from Jane where I was.

However, with the formalities out of the way. Would anyone be able to inform me, as to why I have woken up wearing such strange attire? And, what this contraption that has appeared ois supposed to do?

Hello Midgardians! Well met!

Might one of you kindly point me towards SHIELD? I am not sure exactly how we came to be here this time. And I think we disturbed a grave guardian. For that I am sorry.

Sanctuary.
From the French, sanctuaire, meaning 'sacred relic'
From the Latin, sanctaurum
Ultimate origin: sanctus, meaning 'holy'

Holeyest of holeys. Such a long way down. Dear Liza, dear Liza, so many holes!

And what is a grave but a hole, a Chummann?

Hide in them if you must; it will avail you none, Little Mice. Ni feidir leat fanacht anseo

I don't know what to do...my father yet probably not my exact father is here again and I don't know if I should dump my existence on him again.

With Lois gone, I'm taking over the welcoming committee stuff. We could use a few more people, if anyone's interested, since we lost a few other people. It'd be good to have three people on each team and maybe some alternates.

Building: Skye, Seth, Cami, Mona, Myka

Team 1: Rose, Sydney, Lissa
Team 2: Faith, Kirk, Buffy, Gamora
Team 3: Jack, Alaric, Ward, Vicki
Team 4: Thea, Natasha, Ariel, Scorpius
Team 5: Giles, Oliver, Marcel, Bobbi

Monday: Team 1
Tuesday: Team 2
Wednesday: Team 3
Thursday: Team 4
Friday: Team 5
Saturday: alternate weekends (Team 1,2,3)
Sunday: alternate weekends (Team 4,5)

Well, at least it's still the same century.

Captain Steve Rogers. I have a feeling the old 'I was in the middle of something important I'd like to get back to' line isn't enough to land me back where I came from but if anyone's willing to humor me I would really appreciate it.

Well, I went over Lois' place today, as I was trying to get to know her and Aislinn a little better, and they seem to both be gone.

Judging from some of the posts I've seen around about people vanishing lately, and that I've apparently been here before, and have no memory of this place, I'm guessing that this sort of thing happens a lot.

But yeah. I thought I'd let people know, just in case anyone hadn't seen them lately and was wondering why.

So, this is... What exactly is this? Because I have had my fill of randomly unexplainable hijinks, and it would be nice if it just stopped for a moment so we can have a second to breathe.

Team, sound off. At least tell me I'm not here by myself. I'm not sure I would be able to handle

I need new music. Allison, we should find new music to listen to at home.

[Natasha/Black Widow]

Hello.

I was supposed to meet with Tony Stark, the one that looked like Robert Downey Jr. about a possible position however now that he and the other Stark sort of vanished it was suggested that I reach out to you to talk about a possible placement.

I would be happy to send along my curriculum vitae, or come in at any time.

Bloody This is certainly new Howard Stark, I swear to god, if this is somehow your fault, I'll Deep breaths, Carter

Right then. So, if I am understanding things correctly, I have found myself, through some means, rather a bit ahead of my time. I really ought to be surprised. But at this point, I find there is little in the world that can accomplish that.

Really, all things considered, I must say this is quite extraordinary. Absolutely brilliant, really. Someone come and tell me all about things in this time. And please tell me Howard never managed those horrific flying cars.

Kansas, huh? Well, as much as I really wanted to get dragged out to the midwest for no apparent reason other than some divine seal apparently thinks it's cool to do so, I really have other important shit I'd rather being doing right now.

So, this wasn't a crazy ass dream. Awesome.

Hey, hey, Lawrence! Did ya miss me?

Tony Stark was sent home this evening. The one from my universe.

[Marvel verse]

Can everyone check in please?