War Is Coming Communications.

( Two packages, delivered to the Roadhouse )

[Text to Jo]
» So...I was feeling nostalgic yesterday and I got the girls each something. Shoot me a text when you get the packages?
» Should be sometime today, cuz I rushed the shipping. They're might be too big for right now but...you know. Whatever; eventually.
» Also! Give my thanks to Chuck for the baking on Saturday. I never see him, so...but it was appreciated!

Fuck. Fuck, fuck fuck FUCK. What the FUCK am I doing in Kansas? I don't fucking remember getting on a plane. Andy, I swear to god if you are behind this I am going rip you apart. I don't have time for this. I don't have time to go on a stupid road trip. So, unless this is part of your scheme to get me lots of money so I can get my son back, I don't want to hear it and you can take me back right fucking now. Got it?

» Hey

Anybody know if the kitchen is free of wild animals by now? ...I'm hungry and there's literally nothing in the apartment that I feel like eating. I hate it when that happens.

I picked out my Halloween costume. I think it's cute.

I actually really like Halloween.

» How's it going, buddy?

Florence told me you guys were planning on throwing your own baby shower for me...and I...can't even begin to express how much that means to me. I just...wow. You two are the best friends a girl could ever ask for. I love you guys ♥ A lot. Both of you.

( Delivered to the TARDIS )

( Left on Clark's kitchen counter )

Darcy and Leia (Tenel Ka can see too)
Tenel Ka and I are thinking of starting a book club, and we wondered if you two would be interested in joining. Nothing too serious, while Tenel Ka might be up for discussing Tolstoy I think I'll be sticking to best-sellers with some substance. It would be nice, I think, for us all to get a break from our family responsibilities once in a while. Let me know if you're interested and we can all pick a book. Darcy, I think you'll be especially glad of some time with actual adults after you have two kids to take care of. Getting out of the house becomes important, no matter how cute they are, trust me.

Ben
Are you up for helping me out with something today? It involves a trip to the grocery store and quite a bit of bacon.

Dean and Sam
How are you doing with investigating Lisa's disappearance? Ben's holding up surprisingly well, he's a trooper, but I'd love some good news to give him.

News that you two are okay would be good too especially as I hear you've brought the useless homewrecking angel along and I'm hoping he hasn't accidentally shot one of you.

Ruby
Come by for dinner tonight if you want. I'm going to see if I can get Ben to help me make bacon pie, and I haven't seen you in ages.

Um...I have the best friends ever. I love you guys! Thank you all so much for everything...you have no idea on how many levels that means more than I can even begin to describe.

[Florence]
Best. Godmother. Ever. How did you pull that off without me knowing?! If I ever decide that marriage is in my future again...you're totally maid of honor. If you can plan and put together a baby shower that awesome right under my nose without me even having a clue... Wow. You did good, sweetie, you didn't have to do that!

[Svetlana]
You sneaky little thing, you! ♥ Love you, girl! :)

[Pretend this is from last night]

I am sure you must be going stirring crazy. Would you be interested in going out tomorrow just to get some fresh air? It can help with the nerves if you go out with no set destination or need to.

»Guess what?

I'm never going to be famous because I already am. I'm not real here. People think my life is entertainment and not the tabloid kind. Everything I've worked so hard for is never going to happen. My life is over.

I want to go home.

No. Sorry. Never going to get used to this.

If I can't go as myself, can I go as him? Or I could go as a Slytherin in Roxy's honour, that's not being me. Oh, or a Quidditch player.

...Merlin, is there anything in our 'world' you lot don't dress as?

Oh. No there isn't.

So, I've gone into Need-Something-To-Do overdrive, at this point. I've packed, unpacked, and repacked the hospital bag three times today alone. ...there might also be one at my own place, just in case. I might have also done the same to it. I've been down to my place, made a grocery list, went shopping, cleaned, did laundry, took the best, longest bubble bath of all time, and then, because I still couldn't sit still...I rearranged my books alphabetically by genre, author, and title. When I didn't like it, I re-did it alphabetically by author, bigger bindings to smaller ones. Then I passed out for five hours and it was glorious. ...this can't be normal. I'm getting some serious cabin fever right around now.

( Private notes to Clark, Martha, Jo, Florence, and Allana )

Oh, and also...I have intel that my boys will be embarrassed of me by the time they're ten. Good times.

I got my hair cut! A change feels kind of good.

[Pete]
So, I'm babysitting for a couple of days, just wanted to give you a heads up about that. Have you met Asher, he's Michael's brother? Michael is the kid that works in the medbay with us doing filing and things.

How am I to protect my daughters when people employ the same tactics here as the KGB?
Is it really safer here? Or are there agencies just like them?
Is Molokov behind
I will not let them
I cannot even help them now, I do not know what to

Is the sudden influx of everything involving pumpkins tied into Halloween? Also, why are there stores already set up for Christmas? It is not for months.

[Law Enforcement types]
I received an envelope but I do not know where from
My daughters are being threatened and I am unable to
Can you even


[Anatoly]
Я не знаю, что делать
Мы бессильны что-либо сделать, разве ты не видишь этого?
Ты мне нужен



[I don't know what to do
We're powerless to do anything, don't you see that?
I need you]

Party! 30th! If you don't show up you're lame. Unless you have a good excuse. I'll accept some excuses.

Bring the kids in the afternoon, bring yourselves after Dark. Costumes are a must. No superheroes you can't go as yourselves. Too easy. Yes Dean you can be Batman.

Questions, comments, declarations of adoration toward me?

» Hey kiddo...how's it going?
» Any news about your mom yet...?

I don't even want to know.