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Panda post.

( Do Pandas in China speak Chinese together in Panda? And I thought English was complicated.. )

Dear Diary,

Today I was torn a new asshole by someone I thought was a friend for something I didn't even do...and then I got hit on by a twelve year old.

What. the. fuck.

Love,
Darcy

I totally kicked ass in the baby department at Target today. Some crazy lady thought she could get the last purple footed PJ set. She was wrong.


...Yeah, I'm okay with basic accomplishments like this. And I totally didn't use Rae's cuteness to distract the woman away from the rack.

» Guys...I'm an asshole. I'm sorry I've been so moody. It's not entirely my fault, since I can't control it all the time, but I shouldn't be taking it out on you guys anyway. I'm really sorry.

Hey there, men in my life...I'm pregnant, not fucking retarded. Just saying.

I need a pepper up potion.... We have them here, right?

I sound lie a bloody dragon roaring every time I cough. And I don't know where my voice has gone but I sound awful.

Hey...how many people are allowed in the delivery room? I have two coaches but if I can swing it, I'd love for their godmother to be allowed in, too... If not, that's okay.

» Hey.

» I have to stop talking to S
» When are you getting home?

I'm thinking about cutting my hair...thoughts?

It feels good to be back at the medbay too. I may not have made it through my first day completely, but now...it's easier, guess I had to start somewhere. I made it all day today.

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[ooc: drunk!Dean's latest karaoke attempt of the evening was Total Eclipse of the Heart. Guess how well that went?]

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but we've got a serious emergency on the fifth floor. Stay away from the fifth floor.

Er, unless you're keen on rescuing me. Then, by all means, hurry the bleeding hell up.

So, do any of you that are fictional watch your own stuff.

Cause don't. Sometimes it puts you down as a crazy diva psycho. I couldn't imagine having given up Beth now but at the same time I wouldn't make someone look incompetent just to get her back.

Also I was a skank. I may actually die of shame.

But yeah. I've been somewhat hidey lately. TV hurt my soul

I bought Beth a kickass toy guitar. Now she keeps trying to get me to play mine with her and it's awesome. She's gonna be a little rockstar just like her dad, I can tell.

(Andy)
I quit my day job. As it turns out, crackheads? They really like weed too.

Question. How many of you are actual vigilantes? Do you patrol the city regularly? Normally I wouldn't ask, but it would seem that the subject of secret identities isn't considered as classified information here as it is back home.

Does anyone, by chance, know if there are any two bedroom apartments free in the complex...? Or does anyone have one they don't necessarily need and would be willing to trade spaces? I really need space for the boys when they come and I wouldn't hate getting started on a nursery...I'd really, super appreciate it...

[Clark]
I don't think I should stay with you after all
Maybe we should slow dow
I'm gonna go back to my pl
Can we talk soon...?

[Florence]
Um...advice on how to move out of a guy's apartment without him thinking you want to break up, because you totally don't...ready, set, go!

I've decided that in a few years when the girls are ready for school...they're not going. They're getting homeschooled.

Does anyone know what’s going on? I don’t remember how I got here. I need to get back I have to know if she's