War Is Coming Communications.

Since I'm sure Svetlana has worked out a way to tell Anatoly I'm here by now, else I give her too much credit

So, this is the average American town in 2012. Fascinating.

Hello Lawrence. I'm Alexander Molokov. Apparently a former Soviet Union government worker as the Soviet Union is no more. Such is the way of things, yes? I know there might be a few people who are upset I'm here but I mean no harm. I hide nothing. I was employed in my time by KGB. But be at ease that I never killed anyone. I was never a field agent. And no, I am not loyal to a fallen government. Clearly, we were mistaken in thinking it could work. So I must adjust to American life now. I do love challenges after all.

But I mean no one any sort of harm. I will simply adjust to life here and leave people to their lives. It seems best that way and we avoid unnecessary confrontation.

[Anatoly and Svetlana]

Светлана, я уверен, что теперь вы поняли, лазейки, в котором рассказать Анатолий моего пребывания здесь. Я надеюсь, что я не дал вам слишком много кредитов на этом фронте. Но двигаться дальше.

Если дыхание никому ни слова, устно или иным образом, о вещах, которые я сделал, жизнь действительно станет несчастной для вас обоих. Убедитесь, что будущая версия вашей дочери Fayina осознает, что слишком. Я читал платы в течение всего дня. Поистине увлекательное, как далеко компьютеры пришли с нашего времени.

[Svetlana, I'm sure by now you figured out a loophole in which to tell Anatoly of my being here. I do hope I didn't give you too much credit on that front. But moving on.

If you breath a word to anyone, verbally or otherwise, about the things I have done, life will truly become miserable for you both. Make sure the future version of your daughter Fayina is aware of that too. I've been reading the boards all day. Truly fascinating at how far computers have come since our time.]

[Filtered to Tenel Ka]

This is sort of a random question at what's already a difficult time, I'm sure, and please forgive me. I know you've done this before, however, and I've no idea how long the Seal is planning on keeping these kids around for. Was it completely weird planning for a wedding to your daughter's father before you've even had her with her already here? I mean... It's stupid, that should be the last thing I'm worried about right now, but it is a bit strange.

[Filtered to Freddie]

We need to talk. Which should go without saying but...we really do.

[Roger and Andy]

Now, both of you look way down deep and imagine yourself sixteen years in the future and tell me, which one of you turned my daughter into a free-love, make love not war, special brownies hippie?

[Florence]

Ummm...so what's the likelihood that you can take the boys for a little while for me? It's just...well, I ran into Conner this morning. ...a teenaged Conner. I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be in the same place at the same time; that's a paradox, right? Or do I just watch too much Doctor Who with the twins?

[Ten]
So...on a scale of 1 to holy shit, where am I right now if I have two versions of one of my sons in the same apartment?

Might as well get this over with.
Damn scary vampire

I never do apologies. Sooner kick the guy's ass than admit to being wrong. But there's a bad fight eventually comin and looks like I don't have a choice in being here or who to be here with and you assholes guys are going to need me so...yeah. Sorry.

Swear to god if anyone makes a big deal out of it

[Anatoly]

Part of me ain't sorry for slugging you. Always've had a temper. But, shouldn't've done it all the same.

But if you ever hurt her again, I can't promise the claws'll stay in.

Y'also ain't gonna have to worry about me being your neighbor for a few days. Took off to cool my head and maybe try to find somethin worth doin while I'm here. That, y'know, ain't chasin after your wife. Much as it pains me to admit it She's picked you. So, this is me backin off.

[Lexi]

Did my best at apologizin. You wouldn't happen to know of a place I can stay for a while, would you? Figure time away from them all would be a good thing.

Because I have so bloody much time for I know there's plenty of people offering classes in defense in the complex and outside of. Frankly, I'm not going to become Florence Vassy, Vampire Hunter anytime soon, I'm not delusional enough to think that. But I'd be interested in something along the lines of general ass kicking. I've done some basic gun practice with Jo and that's about it as far as my experience goes. Any volunteers?

[Darcy]

How are you, sweetheart? And the boys? It's been a rough couple of weeks, I know. I'm sorry. If you need anything, you'll tell me, right? And realize that I'm not too busy for you? Please?

[Svetlana]

I can't believe I'm
I'm really sorry about
What he said wasn't

I'm sorry. For what all is going on. I just think that I wish we could It was wrong of him, bringing it all up the way he did.

I guess I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Oh my god My wedding is in exactly one month.

And February is the short month, why is it so short, I need more days, oh hey, it's a Leap Year!

I was never that kid who planned like crazy for her wedding. I'm also, apparently, not that adult, either. Still, it's not the wedding that matters, but the marriage. Right? Oh my god

...my kid just told his brother to, "share, ya commie bastard."

Freddie.

You can tell we're brothers. We're both just so darn good looking.

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In all seriousness though, I was talking with Tenel Ka and we thought it might be a good idea if we made some kind of security alert system for the boards. That way whenever a certain level of threat hits the area, we can warn people in just a few words. I think the warnings will have to be established as a whole, so I was hoping that maybe you guys could help me out with that? For example...

GREEN ALERT - Everything is fine. There's no threat. Lawrence is safe. We'll never use this one.

What do you guys think? If it's something we wanna go with, maybe we could put in some general safety to do stuff for severe alerts too.

Are you still here? Please tell me that you're still here and that you're okay...

How is it 2012 and we haven't found a cure for the common cold? Scientists, you fail. You fail at everything.

I really don't have time for this. I'd probably shout and yell and gripe about it but I have no voice. Also, my throat feels like I'm being stabbed if I attempt to speak in anything more than a whisper. So I will just make the internet feel my pain, instead.

[Darcy]

Could you do me a huge favour? Other than stay really, really far away from me, god knows I don't want you or the boys getting sick. Call the caterer and reschedule? See if they have anything next week. I'm pretty sure they don't want me sneezing over the cake samples.

[Freddie]

Tissues. Find more. We're out. Preferably the kind with lotion or menthol or both would be amazing.

And then I'm sleeping at my flat for the rest of the week. I don't want you catching this and I sincerely doubt my coughing up a lung is helping you sleep at night.

I just walked into the boys playing cars in the dark with only their Buzz Lightyear nightlight on. And then...upon seeing the look on my face because, hi, it's about three hours past their bedtime, my children asked me if they should go the fuck to sleep.

Oops.

Sam Winchester: 1; Darcy Ainsley: 0

I concede.

I really do need to stop letting myself be distracted. I miss all sorts of things while I'm lost in the depths of my own ship. Well, the other me's ship. Well, the ship that belongs to three me's. This is getting confusing, I hope you know. What's next? Eight? Or Five, maybe?

Yeah okay...it's only been just over a week and already I'm bored not having something to do during the day. Don't get me wrong; I love being able to stay at home with the boys. But it's different here. At home, during their nap times, I had work at home stuff to keep me busy. When they went to bed...I wasn't twiddling my thumbs for hours until I gave up and went to bed, because I wasn't...alone.

So. That said, once I get everything together for identification and all that...any ideas for work at home or part-time stuff I could do? Even, like, volunteer work, since I don't need the money, I just need something to keep myself busy. And, you know, talk to adults every once in a while in person when I'm not helping plan for a wedding that isn't mine and never will be.

[Florence]
We need, like, a spa day. I'll see if I can get Freddie to watch the boys for a few hours (and if not, I'm sure Ben wouldn't mind, since that kid makes bank watching my kids haha), if you want, sometime next week? No fiance or husband or ex-boyfriend? talk, no kid talk, no wedding talk...just relaxing and ignoring any and all stressors for a little bit. Sound good?

[Mary]
...are you still doing the book club thing? Are you even still here?

...MIT doesn't have Tacology listed as a major on their website. Neither does the University of Kansas. What the crap, am I looking at the wrong websites...?

[Ben]
So, I will see you at 7:30 tonight, right? I've got $75, one seventy-three inch 3D HDTV/3D BluRay player/obnoxious but necessary 3D glasses, a comfy couch, and a myriad of pizza place menus, all with your name on them. Also, a couple of boys who are exceptionally excited to meet you.

They go to bed at 8:00...Clark will cry when I leave, but give him about five minutes and he'll be fine. They're potty-training but...I'll put them both in Pull-Ups before I go and you'll only have to change 'em if they wake up before I get home which is not terribly likely. Usually they're pretty good at getting up and asking you to take them to the bathroom, instead. Well, Conner is anyway... And they can do that themselves, just push the stool up against the base of the toilet so they can reach; you won't have to help them, or anything, no worries about the potential awkwardness there lol

I'll leave you a list of numbers and important things; I will have my phone on me but if you don't get through, just keep trying because the ringer isn't as loud as I'd like.

[Dean]
Are you and your girlfriend (Julie...? Juliet? It's been a while, forgive me but it's bugging me that I can't remember for sure which) going out tonight? It's just, I'm leaving Ben my phone number but just in case he can't get a hold of me right away if he needs something, will you have your phone on you, too? I imagine he'd call you next by reflex.

[Connor]
Okay, Technogod, got myself a babysitter...where's everybody going for this laser light show/party thing?

[Clark]
...do you have plans tonight? I'm going out, did you want to come with?

[Florence]
Hey g-mama, do you and Freddie already have plans tonight? Because Connor's having this party and I'm pretty sure you guys should come with me :)

I've spent far too much time the last few weeks watching these wedding shows. And some of them are downright scary. Bridezilla? Please don't ever let me end up that way. But this David Tutera man is like a magician, and I wouldn't turn away his expertise for anything. And the shopping for dresses show is a bit like a drug, I can't lie. Can I get away with calling it research?

I'm also growing addicted to online ordering. I hope that doesn't become an actual issue, how embarrassing are those support group meetings going to be? "Hi, my name is Florence, and I'm addicted to Overstock.com."

[Darcy]

Speaking of dresses, you, me, and two rather adorable ring bearers have a date for dress and tiny-tux shopping.

[Freddie]

What would you say to moving out of the complex? We've the money now, we're finally going to officially be living together we may as well have a nice place to call our own. With all the traveling we've got coming up, we could even renovate something to our tastes and have it finished by the time we get back.

[Kitty]
This lighter is the shit, peaches, thanks!

[Florence]
It's a little scary how well you know me, you know that? Thanks for the gifts. I'm lovin' this watch and where did you find that hoodie? I don't think I have to point out my love for the Lucky Charms treats, either. You fuckin' rock.

[Freddie]
Sooo...how much do you like me right now? I kind of need a tiny favor...

[Florence]
Thanks so much for the gift cards! ♥!

I do not understand why you decided to
You realize I never meant for Brittany to
Is this some way to

Thank you, you really did not have to get us anything.