War Is Coming Communications.

Well, I'm definitely not in Oz anymore. I feel like I should have dropped a house on someone here. But...

Why am I happy? And where am I?

Well, that was amusing.

So. Anyone wanna take a guess at why Selina is really called Catwoman?

Having a good time, everyone?

I have this sudden urge for karaoke!!

I knew you would leave, why wouldn't you, it isn't like I'm holding you back.
I said go

How's Paris and its crappy cars?

[Babs]
You're pretty good at the research bit, aren't you?

So this is where we post stuff
Hi! I'm Buffy Summers, and I slay vampires!
This is reeeeallly awkward
Okay, seriously, Andrew, what do you expect me to do here?
Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Hi. So before any of you get excited, I'm not your Buffy. I mean I'm Buffy, but I'm not your Buffy. The one who was here before.

I'm me. Who is Buffy, but me-Buffy.

...I'm also 17.

[Andrew.]

So did I do good there, or did I totally just mess everything up?

I understand some of you have been trained. Have any of you been hunting? I'm trying here..


[Family filter]

Where is my truck?

Finally my head is starting to clear up and I can focus again at least. Sorry if I said anything too weird the last few days..I blame the flu that hit me. How I got it while it was warm out is a mystery. Still a little drowsy but otherwise just about normal.

So. Who around here is the best at setting up fake IDs? I'd do it myself but I don't have many of my things here. Won't be a problem in the long run though, most of the important things are replaceable.

Either way, it's odd being in a Kansas without a Metropolis. Looks like I'm going to have to start out small here.

Has anyone seen Rory?!

[Xander]
I can't find her anywhere. She's not answering her comm.

[Clark]
I don't care WHAT he tells you. He needs to sleep! Do me this favor and find him a place. Take the time if you don't have it. He'll push himself until there's nothing left unless someone steps in. Usually that's me or Alfred, but he's not listening to me.

I need your help.

I can't get back in the complex. that's what I get for taking this suit out for a test dr
at least it's gone n
Where the hell is Babs, Clark, anyone?

All JL Members are to report back to HQ. Please finish your current leg of patrol before returning. Any suspicious activity is to be reported before engaging. Be extra cautious.

Dick you owe me for this

Haha. Very funny Trickster, changing me to Batman. I'm all for a good joke, but this is a terrible one. Jokes make people happy or laugh, See me not doing that? don't quit your day job for comedy. Change me back.

I'm gonna start some armed combat practice tomorrow. I've been practicing and I've got the whole rock salt + bullets = good times for baddies down. If you want to learn how to get some shooting down or just want to show for practice, sign up here and meet me at [address] tomorrow.

You guys ready to tackle some hellhounds tomorrow?

Babs, we're going to need your clothes. I would appreciate them if they were bunny shaped.

I doubt Vi will, on the other hand.

I'll be acting as a safety this round of the rooftop games. So those of you who are new, take it slow. stupid shoulder if you need to contact me use your emergency frequency on the comm links if I'm not in your sight.

Alright people, this hiatus has lasted for long enough. I'm breaking my absence in this regard: now that things seem to be back to normal... or as normal as it gets around here - I am calling for a rooftop training session game of tag tomorrow night. Anyone who wants to or is able to join, can. This will take place after dark, working to hone reflexes, agility and of course basic skill sets.

Ops teams are requested to report to the Security Room for tac and observational training. This will last one hour, no more, no less. If it is raining we will do stealth exercises within the building. Thank you.

Oracle Out.

( Justice League )

( Virgil )

( Xander, Dick and Rory )

( Bobby )

I'm not a demon. I'm actually a alien. A gold skinned alien with green hair.

....Lies. Precious precious lies.

...okay so that was a bit demon of me but its gone! The...whatever. Its gone!!!