War Is Coming Communications.

Just when you think things can't get any weirder... How are all of you surviving?

All right mate?

I appreciate what you're doing here, I really do. The whole "DO NOT ANGER THE POWERFUL GOD, I SHALL PUNISH YOU WITH MY MIGHTY POWER" thing is really admirable. And touching! I swear, I read your post earlier and I felt the most unexpected little tingle. You have no idea. Very impressive.

But you have to know that your enormous hissy fit is going to bite you in the ass, right? You're pissing off dozens of people with enough combined power to do more than give you your own set of tingles and you really, really don't want to go to war with them (sidenote: that was an actual warning, not a preemptive strike -- we are, in fact, progressive people here).

I know this may be hard for you to comprehend, but sometimes people get made fun of. They get called names, they get teased, sometimes they're even called out on being psychotic medieval pains in the ass. I know. I know. It's infuriating, isn't it? They're being so mean to your friend! Her feelings are being hurt and you won't stand for it, I tell you!

Except you will. And eventually, she will too. See, that's the thing about this crazy modern world you've been thrown into. People are adults here. We don't poison the water. I mean, don't get me wrong. You turned water into alcohol at what I assume was a mere snap of your fingers and I have zero issues with that on a personal level. But the blood thing? It's gross. And way too dramatic. You need to stop, find yourself a nice therapist, and get over it.

In the interest of full disclosure, Agent Barton and I have chosen to no longer stay at the complex. Following the resolution of the current situation, we intend on finding a separate place to stay, perhaps even purchase a house.

Water is back to normal if anyone was wondering in the complex. I really hate overdramatic pra

Give me a few minutes before you all start using the water again and I'll purify it just so we can be sure there's no trace of anything unsanitary.

[EDIT]The water is now purified. Any abnormal toxins have been removed.

Perhaps my actions on you and your city was somewhat rash and not selective enough.

I do not know what I am doing. At what point do I trip over a line I have no knowledge of, and
Intentions mean very little, and despite my best efforts, I

All of this is far beyond anything I am familiar with or accustomed to, and I do not want to do anything to jeopardize what I have been building here, but

Am I wrong, to feel that this action taken by Ares was not entirely out of line?

I miss London.

Alright, even if it took blood running from the faucets to get to this road trip, I say it's worth it. This is great so far. I found this huge smoothie at a rest stop restaurant.

Just gonna say it, my future kid...the one that made the tequila rain was better at the whole booze from nowhere thing. Or from reading I assume that was better.

So, peeps, are we any closer to figuring out the crazy mannequin situation?

[Loki]
Not that I don't think you should stick by your opinion and everything
Maybe we should go away for a while
You seem to be getting into a lot of debates lately?

[Thor]
So, big guy, I've got a question.

Loki has been getting into debates with people, from what I gather, and nothing against debates or whatevs but he's taking the unpopular opinion.... should I worry? I mean we've got birdeye and redwidow chick on guard and I think he might be making other people see their point of things....

What do you think? I mean you don't think he's like doing it on purpose or anything, right? Trying to distance himself more from people or whateves?

Am I over thinking this?

So might as well be a good man even though it's not my fault it was taken the wrong way and everyone else blew it out of proportion

So, probably doesn't mean much to everyone here, but it should probably be said nonetheless. Even though it was taken the wrong way, partly my fault as I worded it sloppily, I apologize for the remarks I made about Miss Tight Toga the Spoiled BratLivia. Things were said in the heat of the moment and for my end, I do apologize.

I was thinking of everyone and I just thought I would check to be sure that everyone is fairing well.

Should any of you require assistance at any point do not hesitate to ask for it. I am a trained jedi and more than capable of helping.

[Family Filter]

I hope that none of you are stretching yourselves too far currently.

Allana, I am particularly looking at you when I say this. I know that you have been trying to help quite a bit, but be sure that you are looking after yourself as well, sweetheart.

[Jacen]

I find myself rather annoyed by the lack of responsibility in some of those with great power and position here. Especially this so-called god of war and what he did.

I should not allow it to bother me, but in the current situation surely one cannot be that stupid. That is not merely a miscalculation.

( PICTURE HERE! )

No, dude, bitches don't love the lamb stew. They love other stuff, though, bread dude.

And while I'm at it.

( ANOTHER ONE HERE! )

...I almost feel obligated to go peach picking or something before we hit the road again tomorrow...

In other news Zeus...does not like road trips, apparently lol Sorry Danielle ♥

[Avengers]
Will you two just shut up before he obliterates the world in a fit of rage, for fuck's sake?!

[ooc: added in after conversation with Ares]

[Avengers]
Unintentionally awesome of me but You're welcome.