War Is Coming Communications.

Snow falls like dandruff from Professor Flitwick
And outside it's colder than Malfoy's mother
But hugs from Hagrid keep me warm
Oh yeah, hugs from Hagrid keep us warm

And even though He's back
We won't let Him ruin our favorite time of year
So all the kids at Hogwarts school sing ...

Christmas rules, Voldemort drools

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...

[ooc: Roadhouse patrons or anyone else stopping by will find that Chuck has been singing Christmas songs all night if/when he's supposed to be talking. He has also made way too many Christmas cookies. Buying drinks gets you free cookies, or you can buy a whole plate of them for $5. He would happily tell you that, but I don't think they have a song for that. But yes. Festivity for all~

Creeping like a communist
It's knocking at our doors
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Voraciously devouring
the way things are today
Savagely deflowering
the good old USA, it's
Reefer Madness
Reefer Madness!

[Florence]
The boys are back in town!

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

What is the malted liquor? (Beer!)
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)


[OOC: "Beer Song" by Weird Al. As if it needs a notation. :P]

I'm sorry I ran off for so long
Without a word to anyone before I went
No one did anything wrong
And worrying people was not my intent
Why is this coming out in song?

Leaving was just something I had to do
I needed to clear my head and have some space
Before I developed a new issue
I know it wasn't exactly safe
But it was a feeling I had to pursue

But not to worry, I've come back
And I'll try not to disappear again
I know if I do I'll get nothing but flack
But if I do just send out some henchmen
And that would cause a bit of a drawback

[ooc: So yeah. Not an existing song, but hey, I made an attempt here!]

Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside your kiss
Everyday I love you more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sings
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time

Come what may, come what may
I will love you until my dying day

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you

And there's no mountain too high no river too wide
Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide
But I love you until the end of time

Come what may, come what may
I will love you until my dying day
Oh come what may, come what may
I will love you

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place

Come what may, come what may
I will love you until my dying day.

Fast asleep daydreaming
Start to push, break your own glass ceiling
Can't count, can't catch the pieces falling

Who let it end up on the ground
How am I gonna know you're letting me down
How did I end up on the ground

Only do what I'm told, only do what I'm told
Last to leave cold calling
You're gonna lose your arms, amputate plasticine

Who let it end up on the ground
How am I gonna know I'm letting you down
Who let it end up on the ground
How did he end up on the ground
Face down on the ground

Only go where I'm told, only know what I'm told
Inch to inches crowding
We can't leave, it's the last road open
Every speed on our knees is crawling

I memorized all the words for you
But if you only knew
How much that's just not like me
I wait up late every night
Just to hear your voice
But you don't know that's nothing like me

You know I wonder how you already figured out
All these things that I try to hide
All this time i've been hoping you don't find out
All these things that I hide on the inside

I can't be held responsible
This is all so new to me
Just when I think I'm invincible
You come and happen to me

I want to make sure everything is perfect for you
If you only knew

That's not like me to follow through
Maybe even give up all these dead end dreams
Just to be with you
But you don't know that's nothing like me

Hey yeah I wonder how you already figured out
All these things that I try to hide
All this time i've been hoping you don't find out
All these things that I hide on the inside

I can't be held responsible
This is all so new to me
Just when I think I'm invincible
You come and happen to me

Just when I thought all was lost
You came and made it all okay

I can't be held responsible
This is all so new to me
Just when I think I'm invincible
You come and happen to me

I memorized all the words for you
If you only knew
How much that's just not like me

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill and depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted and ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

» The phone rings, it's Vicki callin'
» Still I keep Vicki waiting...
» Smoke the marijuana, sail a sea of sin

[ooc: Andy's saved Vicki's number in his phone and attached the contact v-card to the text in hopes that Puck can be more useful tonight than he can be, as it currently stands]

Going deep cover past enemy lines
Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side
Rockin' warm sweaters, hangin' big ass lights
If the fat man could see me yo it's gotta look right
I'll watch all the TV specials that I never could
I'll even cry during the sad ones like James Bond would
And when the big night comes, it's time to set the bait
Cold milk, hot cookies, decorative plate!
And hear him down the chimney
And then it'll be just him and me
But he won't know we're enemies
Cause I'll play sincere
Bring a trap, like that
Hug him tight, get on his lap
And tell him he can come back every year
Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness
So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas
And act just like I love it 'til the day I die...

It's Friday!
Friday!
Gotta get down on Friday!
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend

Partying, partying, yeah?

ooc: this isn't filtered because Mark figures even Lucifer should be subject to Rebecca Black

If you go hard you gotta get on the floor
If you're a party freak then step on the floor
If your an animal then tear up the floor
Break a sweat on the floor
Yeah we work on the floor
Don’t stop keep it moving
Put your drinks up
Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
You know we’re running shit tonight on the floor
Brazil, Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to L.A. New York
Vegas to Africa

Dance the night away
Live your life and stay young on the floor

Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction, and my socks are never
clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin'
right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

LA told me, "You'll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe
somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

...So has anyone heard of anyone bursting into flames in the last couple of days?

I swear, I didn't summon Sweet this time!