War Is Coming Communications.

So. I need some help.

Roger, Guitar and some kind of sappy love song that doesn't sound hippy. Can you do anything vaugely classical?
Anyone that can procure wine
....I don't have a ring but...its okay I have that covered.

And can I have as many of you in the lobby in half an hour as possible.

Just go with it. I'm gonna propose. But she kind of knows this so now it has to be as fancy as I can do in half an hour

What the hell put my husband in a mood? Something did, and I'm on vacation right now, so y'know fix it, or kill it, or apologize or whatever or someone's getting hexed.

[Sam]

What? What now? What happened to set you off now, did a puppy in south west Ohio get kicked or something?

This is a vacation. I've heard those usually involve happy. Not taking the problems of the world with us.

[Max]

So, I'll officially be at Bobby's for this transformation full moon, and from what I've been told, his panic room doesn't have any way out windows. I think it's best if we hold off on testing your theory until next month. I'm sorry I'm disappointed I'm a little relieved

Sam said that he will help me set up a location here in Lawrence along the outskirts for next month's. Maybe we can see about testing things out then if you still even want to put your life in danger for some bloke you don't even know.

[Ten]

Thank you for having me Friday. It was nice to get out, and the TARDIS definitely wasn't what I was expecting. In a good way. I hope the bananas were up to your standard?

[Alice]

I was too scared worried nervous to ask before, but I figure I should find out one way or another. Are you

I know you didn't know about me, and I know it must have come as a shock. And not a good one at that. I guess I just wanted to ask and to know if you're okay with this... with me? If you're not, I will totally understand. I just didn't want to bother you anymore than you wanted.

Merlin, this isn't coming out right

You really aren't going to let this go, are you?
Are you really going to stay until I
Bloody hell
I already told Ron!

You need to swear to me you won't hate me if I tell you what happened.

Best. Night. Ever! And somehow...I have the feeling that I can totally follow it up with the best day ever. Awesome.

Left on the Tardis Console after Martha does a check up on Ten is a page from a prescription pad prescribing

( I Cup 2xDaily )

Romana has agreed to have sessions with you. I think it's a good idea.

The Uncle Lion is a little bit awesome. He has an evil song and everything.

Him I probably wouldn't cook and eat. But the whiny kid Lion would have it coming.

That said. I enjoyed my trip to Broadway and have a wonderful husband. Also sorry about yesterday's dramatics but, well sometimes I do that.

What are you doing Saturday before Hallow'een night. Nothing. Good. You are now.

The HalliHardy Party is a go. Save the day or be lame. And have costumes. Amazing ones. No people discovering you're fictional, you cannot come as yourselves.

[Pheobe]

Don't mock me Pheobe. It's a thing.

Right.

Saturday before Hallow'een. We need a theme. We need food, drinks, decorations.

I have enough money to cover a fabulous bash so go nuts.

[Tony]

I had fun yesterday. Good wholesome no ties fun. Only without the wholesome part See how that works though, with the no ties.

[Danny]

See I can
I shouldn't go to you for advice on
That'd be
Its good though, for what its worth, no strings goodness is the best kind of

So, I'm feeling pretty lucky today. Who wants to go with me to look for baby stuff after dinner? I can feel it in my bones...there's a sale somewhere, and I'm gonna find it!

[added in a few minutes later]

In other news, this? Cute? Yes/No?

It only took eight years, one breakup, countless rows, several countries, and a bloody seal from hell...

BUT WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Yes, that had to be said in all caps. It just did. It's the most exciting thing I've ever had to announce, yes it is getting capital letters.

And I want to formally say thank you to everyone who helped Freddie put that together. It means a lot to us both, you have no idea.

[Freddie]

I love you. For all that we've been through, for everything we're going to go through, I love you. Know that, okay?

Don't worry. I'm done being sappy now.

[[backdated to a little earlier in the day]]
Kon
Hey, where the kriff are you? I just got done making sure I'd mind tricked an entire sixth period English class into thinking a fuse exploded. I don't even know if fuses actually explode. Are you okay? I didn't sense you being hurt but I swear if you are What happened?

Clark
Okay, normally I'm all for privacy and letting people take care of their own problems, but I'm pretty sure Kon lost control of some weird power or another at school today. I heard an explosion, ran out of French, and his sixth period English class was freaking out. I mind tricked them, but I haven't heard from Kon yet. I thought you should know, and I was hoping you knew what the kriff was happening?

...um, also, in much less urgent news I almost told Darcy you made her a crib last night. But I didn't! Your secret is still safe. I think I distracted her by showing her a cute animal picture.

I have...the best friends ever here. I'm just saying...you guys are amazing. I got some totally cute stuff and I love you all for helping me out. There will be another baby-shopping spree in the near future, I promise, and you guys will be the first to know. ♥ my girls. Where were you in my old life?

While I'm at it...just, you know, to get it off my chest because I really do need to leave this all behind me but...

( Letters they'll never actually see )

And now...I'm letting go. For good.

[Clark]
My books are under your mattress...the Blu-ray of my movie is hidden behind your DVD collection. Please dispose of them for me? I can't...make myself do it, but it definitely needs to be done. I'll love you forever if you do lol ♥

Yeah I know you don't want me talking to you but you know what? You can deal with words on a screen for a few minutes. It's not like I can do anything to you through the computer or whatever.

So, basically, this is me first of all proving I'm not drunk anymore, since, look, normal typing. No dictionary vomit. Okay? Okay.

Secondly, I am sorry if I killed you and you seriously, 100% weren't going to try to kill me. I just can't take your word for it, because a hell of a lot of guys just like you showed up, all nice and confused and harmless looking, and most of the time they were the first ones to snap. Aside from Sam being there, the entire thing was exactly like the last twenty-s all the other ones, so I did what I thought I had to do to stay alive.

And I get why you don't trust me, and that's fine, whatever, you probably shouldn't anyway, I really don't care that much but I don't just make apologies because I'm drunk.

There is now a very large pillow fort in the hotel room. I think it's taller then Dean. My work here is done, and now I want to eat my way through this city. Seriously, I just got done watching No Reservations New York and I have a list!

See? Look. I have an app for this on my phone. It's very simple.

The backflipping into jeans, I mean.

There's also one for embedding things too.

You two are both behaving like children. On a public forum, nonetheless. I expect much more from the both of you.

I'm calling a meeting of this family. I want the both of you in the kitchen as soon as possible. I mean it. This is not something that either of you will debate with me about or change my mind on.

We're going to talk about this and the two of you will remain calm, this is not going to be a fight. You're behaving ridiculously and that's going to stop.